Transfer Window Thread

[Neiler]

Where does twitter go between transfer windows.

 

[davek]

I can't believe we're all on here, regularly refreshing this thread to see if there are any new vague and often suspect rumours that suggest we may be interested in a player most of us have never seen play more than a handful of times.
We're all living one huge, elaborate lie.

But anyway, can't wait for Yarmolenko to sign.

It's hyperreality as the postmodernists would see it. A simulacrum. Our own reality we created that bears no relation to anything substantial.

It's better than the real world - where Bournemouth outspends us.

 

[MikeH72]

This thread

 

[deipnosophist]

Don't forget selling chebes and jelevic

they appear in the (non cash) movement in working capital itemisations. Basically, we paid in cash for McCarthy et al but did not receive full remit/consideration for Fellaini, Jela and Chebes in the accounting period. Presumably those cash proceeds will have hit in the 2015 year. The resulting movement in working capital accounts will reveal how much we paid upfront for Lukaku.

 

[TippEverton]

Not particularly.

Where did you come across that link ?

 

[Minimeister]

I've got faith in Bill. Remember when we doubted him before and he went and won Pointless.

 

[flibbyflob]

So people fell for a jarg link to a player a few days after a banner protesting against the chairman.

Bill is laughing his balls off.

 

[meagher94]

I miss 7 hours ago when it was oh so on.

I still don't believe it's off though.

 

[Neiler]

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This isnt the Gibson thread mate.

 

[sageyefc]

#PhantomBids

 

[Bungle]

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They need to take Gibson's licence off him

 

[Bungle]

This isnt the Gibson thread mate.

FFS!

 

[KUEFC09U2]

No way it's all proper off again? Off to my dark room to have a big cry

 

[Tubey]

This thread reminds me that I am going to die one day, and that I’ll probably die alone. I doubt I’ll want to die, but the fact I’m dying won’t matter, and the fact I lived at all will be even less important.

We’re all going to die, and everything we spent our dank lives building, everything we’ve worked for, will be as ash in the wind. The people we’ve come to love, whose existences we’ve enhanced and impacted in some profound way, are meaningless, because one day they’ll all be dead too.

Eventually, the Sun will expand to the point of annihilating everything on this planet, swallowing our entire history, wiping all evidence of humanity from existence. It’s all for nothing. It’s all so very pointless. This thread exists because we’re all going to die one day, and we don’t matter.

(c) Jim Sterling

 

[Connor]

Linky?

Got it wrong. Thought he said thank you to Napoli but he was on about Inler because he's gone to Leicester.