Transfer Window Thread

[BluePeadar]

Rams banjo??

Its that area between your sack and your anus

 

[Matty_j1878]

Its that area between your sack and your anus

Thats called a taint or gooch as i like to call it

 

[D410]

Danny will look in here later and think the inmates have lifted the keys from the guards but his hand will be stayed by the fact that it's all good therapy for the lot of us.

 

[BluePeadar]

Thats called a taint or gooch as i like to call it

Shall we start a new thread about this and get a vote going?

 

[MACCA75]

Just got me haircut, went to a different place than normal and the barber was chatting absolute wham about how he knows someone at Everton and we are announcing the signing of Funes Mori, Yarmolenko and Charlie Austin maybe as early as tomorrow and are selling stones for £35m.

Think it is safe to say from this that all deals are going to fall through and we will end up with Evans and Lennon.

Edit: Oh and for those interested he did a good job with me hair

Think maybe we'd be signing a centre half rather than another striker...

 

[Abraders]

I don't think it would make sense to sell stones and buy Yarms etc, just sends out the completely wrong message and enforces the idea of having no funds available despite all the talk of being in great financial position etc. Also, replacing stones with an untested Mori doesn't make sense either.

So i take form this that we'll sign them both and Stones will stay,

 

[Verbal Kint]

The sicko in me will be disgusted we will have a boring transfer deadline day.... Love the rage when we sign nobody all day but announce a player 2 hours past the deadline....

Brilliant if we manage to sign Yarmolenko, but if we sell Stones I'll be absolutely devastated. We will have a full week now of the media selling him.

 

[Librarian]

 

[BlueToff]

Leandro Rodriguez will become a new player of Everton of England in the coming hours. Juan Ramon Carrasco confirmed the transfer of the attacker.

The player , 22 , will go to the Premier League which is considered the most competitive in the world and will do so in a relatively large and historic team , even he is the arch-rivals Liverpool.

Everton in recent days had also signed another South American , Ramiro Funes Mori who left River to anchor in English ranks by $ 8 million . Hiring was released by coach Juan Ramon Carrasco in communication with 890 Sport : "It goes , and warned me , he deserved it ."

Rodriguez had he begun his fourth year at the club darsenero and a total of 71 games , scored 19 goals . In the last Clausura he ended up as top scorer of the team led by Guillermo Almada with 5 points .


http://cambiodefrente.com/futbol-local/item/518-leandro-rodríguez-al-everton.html

Very random link indeed. No idea who he is.

Edit: Quick google says he is forward for River Plate Montevideo

 

[hktoffee]

Oops, Stoke fans will cry.

 

[granter79]

Its that area between your sack and your anus

Ah the 'tisnt' as I call it. Isn't your sack or isn't your anus

 

[granter79]

Leandro Rodriguez will become a new player of Everton of England in the coming hours. Juan Ramon Carrasco confirmed the transfer of the attacker.

The player , 22 , will go to the Premier League which is considered the most competitive in the world and will do so in a relatively large and historic team , even he is the arch-rivals Liverpool.

Everton in recent days had also signed another South American , Ramiro Funes Mori who left River to anchor in English ranks by $ 8 million . Hiring was released by coach Juan Ramon Carrasco in communication with 890 Sport : "It goes , and warned me , he deserved it ."

Rodriguez had he begun his fourth year at the club darsenero and a total of 71 games , scored 19 goals . In the last Clausura he ended up as top scorer of the team led by Guillermo Almada with 5 points .


http://cambiodefrente.com/futbol-local/item/518-leandro-rodríguez-al-everton.html

Very random link indeed. No idea who he is.

Edit: Quick google says he is forward for River Plate Montevideo

This another player? ?

 

[Tubey]

Leandro Rodriguez will become a new player of Everton of England in the coming hours. Juan Ramon Carrasco confirmed the transfer of the attacker.

The player , 22 , will go to the Premier League which is considered the most competitive in the world and will do so in a relatively large and historic team , even he is the arch-rivals Liverpool.

Everton in recent days had also signed another South American , Ramiro Funes Mori who left River to anchor in English ranks by $ 8 million . Hiring was released by coach Juan Ramon Carrasco in communication with 890 Sport : "It goes , and warned me , he deserved it ."

Rodriguez had he begun his fourth year at the club darsenero and a total of 71 games , scored 19 goals . In the last Clausura he ended up as top scorer of the team led by Guillermo Almada with 5 points .


http://cambiodefrente.com/futbol-local/item/518-leandro-rodríguez-al-everton.html

Very random link indeed. No idea who he is.

Edit: Quick google says he is forward for River Plate Montevideo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leandro_Rodríguez

Rodriguez signed a five-year deal in Contract Nonce's boudoir before announcing "John Bishop is a wool".

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Leandro Rodriguez will become a new player of Everton of England in the coming hours. Juan Ramon Carrasco confirmed the transfer of the attacker.

The player , 22 , will go to the Premier League which is considered the most competitive in the world and will do so in a relatively large and historic team , even he is the arch-rivals Liverpool.

Everton in recent days had also signed another South American , Ramiro Funes Mori who left River to anchor in English ranks by $ 8 million . Hiring was released by coach Juan Ramon Carrasco in communication with 890 Sport : "It goes , and warned me , he deserved it ."

Rodriguez had he begun his fourth year at the club darsenero and a total of 71 games , scored 19 goals . In the last Clausura he ended up as top scorer of the team led by Guillermo Almada with 5 points .


http://cambiodefrente.com/futbol-local/item/518-leandro-rodríguez-al-everton.html

Very random link indeed. No idea who he is.

Edit: Quick google says he is forward for River Plate Montevideo

what on earth?

this is the oddest one yet.

 

[BlueToff]

This another player? ?

Yeh. 22-year-old forward by the looks of it. Just came out of nowhere but supposedly the River Plate Montevideo coach has said he's signing for us.