Transfer Window Thread

[Jonahjones]

At least someone is having a good day... lol


Where's Funes Mori?!?

Fancy winning 3-0 at Anfield and being able/needing to bring in four players.

Fancy winning 3-0 at Anfield.

Four players represents about a quarter of our current squad.

 

[DanB90]

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Lets all spare a thought for the contract bloke. Poor guy is probably on a zero hours contract, sitting at home waiting for some transfer news.

Actually, not too different to us really...

His name is Dave.
And he has feelings.

 

[roydo]

Just edited the above btw.

Thread Ban if anyone refers to any employee of the club as a nonce.

 

[bizzaro]

@roydo we signed anyone?

 

[maverick94]

Just edited the above btw.

Thread Ban if anyone refers to any employee of the club as a nonce.

Fair play, thought thats what he went by...

 

[ijjysmith]

@roydo we signed anyone?

You're on the Internet mate.

 

[bluemangroup]

Dont worry tinkerbelle, we can still sign players from nations with closed windows.

They just cant sign replacements...

So could be a good thing if we go after unwanted players at clubs as their clubs may only have us bidding + teams will be throwing these types of names at us.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Groucho]

Anyone else really not that bothered that we've not signed Januzaj?

 

[DanB90]

Anyone else really not that bothered that we've not signed Januzjai?

Not one jot

 

[bizzaro]

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Lets all spare a thought for the contract bloke. Poor guy is probably on a zero hours contract, sitting at home waiting for some transfer news.

Actually, not too different to us really...

Most photographed person at the club.

Does he know that a million Evertonians are sat at home hoping and praying to see his lovely face with our new signings?

Anyone on here who says they don't. You're lying.


@roydo

 

[roydo]

@roydo we signed anyone?

Not from Kiev.

 

[Matty_j1878]

Anyone else really not that bothered that we've not signed Januzjai?

Not me mate, thought he looks like bambi on ice, very uncomfortable to watch.

 

[bizzaro]

Anyone else really not that bothered that we've not signed Januzjai?

Mate, isn't that something you buy at the local Indian takeaway?

 

[flibbyflob]

Anyone else really not that bothered that we've not signed Januzjai?

Nope, think United would have been better off selling him for decent money before everyone realises he isn't that good.

 

[MACCA75]

Kirkbride reporting that we are just looking for a loan.

What a joke.