I know it doesn't seem like it sometimes, but the transfer window doesn't really exist so that Sky, newspapers and footie forums can have exciting things to talk about. Well, it does partly, but mainly it's there for like, err, transfers, and all the noise about stuff which is never going to happen is just that, noise.
Once you come to terms with the fact that we'll be tenously linked with dozens of players each Summer but might actually only sign four or five, tops, then it becomes a lot more bearable and you can concentrate on the really important bits of the Summer, like scantily clad lasses (or lads ), beer and tagging
@bizzaro into random posts.