a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
I sense a growing number of angry members gone rigidly purple with apoplexy. My fume-o-meter is showing dangerously high levels (rapidly approaching the lethal readings of my pyar tosh-o-meter).
So, please, take it easy eh lads
PS @Moomin ...any more Stoke transfer updates??
I take most of what I read with a grain of salt