Transfer Window Thread

[neil999]

Wouldn't be surprised if Lukaku is the mystery striker United are after at this rate.

haha, imagine this -

stones to chelsea

mccarthy to spurs

mirallas to west ham

lukaku to utd

everton - debt free,hooray

 

[Alex17]

Been confirmed that it's Doumbia Alex.

Really? I heard he was of to Watford

 

[Bungle]

Really? I heard he was of to Watford

Different Doumbia mate

 

[Alex17]

Different Doumbia mate

Can we sign a Doumbia

 

[Bungle]

Can we sign a Doumbia

Come off it Alex

 

[KUEFC09U2]

He's said to be a fan off the wok n go next to the ground where he can take his 34 wife's

You mean hot wok?

 

[caught]

You mean hot wok?

Think he means Take a Wok on the Wild Side.

 

[Lee-efc]

You mean hot wok?

I think the key factor here is he likes the noodles he doesn't care if it's called "Cisse is a bellend"

 

[Raino85]

except 'there'...

Their & there have always stopped me from becoming the next jane austin.
Had to settle for the next stone cold steve austin instead

 

[blueloon]

Breaking now on Sky Spurts " Man Utd's Mystery Striker is Aroune Kone and Everton have accepted their £30 million offer. Van Gaal is notorious for getting his names mixed up and is still embarrassed by his recent gaff of calling Chris Smalling "Michael". Therefore he is refusing to confirm that he thought he was buying "Kane".
Roberto Martinez said " Aroune is a phenomenal talent and we are all sad to see him go, but we were made an offer we couldn't refuse and wish him well"

 

[Deco]

I hope that I don't have to hear Martinez say about how we're a club that doesn't need to sell because we've "balanced our books" again this summer. Having our players linked to sales so strongly compared to the zero links to purchases is painful.

 

[ijjysmith]

Wouldn't be surprised if Lukaku is the mystery striker United are after at this rate.

Why do people keep saying this??

 

[Penno]

Why do people keep saying this??

Faulty chromosomes?

 

[FTY]

He's said to be a fan off the wok n go next to the ground where he can take his 34 wife's

Wives

 

[bluemangroup]

haha, imagine this -

stones to chelsea

mccarthy to spurs

mirallas to west ham

lukaku to utd

everton - debt free,hooray

We'll be the team with the best balanced books in the league, Neil you disgusting fascist.

COYB