Troy deeney

[Chewbacca]

Carlo doesn’t throw lumps on

 

[LostLegend]

On loan for one season as a back up option lump to thrown on for ten mins. Would you?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

On loan for one season as a back up option lump to thrown on for ten mins. Would you?

Now we're talking lad.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

On loan for one season as a back up option lump to thrown on for ten mins. Would you?

This is the new Everton lad. Even our backups need to be silky, sexy ballers. So Deeney is a definate no from me, the fat playdoh-faced mess.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Can you imagine James? "What the hell is this. Hit it long do crater face? Is your name Allardyce?"

Like playing a Rolls Royce with a Biffa 35yd roll on / roll off.

 

[DOMNOLAN]

Interestingly enough both Deeney and King have spent 5years in the prem for comparable clubs with Deeney registering 163 games and King 161.
Deeney racked up 47 goals and 21 assists.
King achieved 48 and 15 respectively
It’s close but Deeney edges it for me on assists.
Also Deeney’s tally was fairly evenly spread whereas Kings was a bit lumpy by comparison.

Yeah, but 18 of those have been penalties for Deeney and only 12 for King. So neither of them edge it for me, swerve on both.

 

[Brisan123]

Nah

Get the hammer out lad

 

[UptheTofees]

But he is better than James because he is PL proven

And he is a proper bloke

 

[efcjames]

Why do so many Everton fans have a Troy Deeney fetish?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

He hates us

 

[Martin Alvito]

Not what we need to get on the end of the service this team now generates.

 

[tadpole]

It's embarrassing that this thread exists in a week when we're top of the league

 

[Huyton Layne]

Unfairly labled imo.


Welcome Troy.

 

[canuckblue]

I'd like to think we're past the point of getting players of Deeney's calibre.

 

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

Too ugly, will scare hamez

Yep, goes against the new Everton; Handsome FC