“I don’t own and never will own a mobile phone…………I watch my porn on my super duper £19,000 super computer in my basement”
…..there used to be a racing tipster who worked for the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. After he retired I wondered if he might still be giving tips so I googled him. My word, I’ve never been so embarrassed as when the search results came up, for days I was expecting a knock on the door.