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“I don’t own and never will own a mobile phone…………I watch my porn on my super duper £19,000 super computer in my basement”

…..there used to be a racing tipster who worked for the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. After he retired I wondered if he might still be giving tips so I googled him. My word, I’ve never been so embarrassed as when the search results came up, for days I was expecting a knock on the door.
 

…..there used to be a racing tipster who worked for the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. After he retired I wondered if he might still be giving tips so I googled him. My word, I’ve never been so embarrassed as when the search results came up, for days I was expecting a knock on the door.
“Honestly mrs eggs…. They weren’t the sort of tips I was looking for”
 
…..there used to be a racing tipster who worked for the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. After he retired I wondered if he might still be giving tips so I googled him. My word, I’ve never been so embarrassed as when the search results came up, for days I was expecting a knock on the door.

Christ if you expected a knock on the door from those two words you should see my Internet search history. Will have a joint op of mossad and the SAS on me.
 

…..there used to be a racing tipster who worked for the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. After he retired I wondered if he might still be giving tips so I googled him. My word, I’ve never been so embarrassed as when the search results came up, for days I was expecting a knock on the door.
Have got some cracking tips over the years from a tipster called Hairy Housewife Fanny. Not sure if they’re still about
 

Jon Favreau is suffering one of the worst cases of 'memberberries' currently afoot.
Forgive that man every wrong choice he’s ever made (Friends being the biggest acting plopper). He brought you Elf and Swingers, free pass from me, those 2 are the sort of films Nic Cage could only dream of being involved with…

I would also like to point out that Star Wars and anything associated with it to sell more toys resides at the very apex of all that is patience testing wank.
 
Forgive that man every wrong choice he’s ever made (Friends being the biggest acting plopper). He brought you Elf and Swingers, free pass from me, those 2 are the sort of films Nic Cage could only dream of being involved with…

I would also like to point out that Star Wars and anything associated with it to sell more toys is at the very apex of all that is patience testing wank.
Even a cameo in the Soprano's isn't enough to save him. There's a number in the UK that accuse Peter Kay of being very good at remembering things, well Mr Favreau has quite the knack of having watched and being able to remember TV from the 70's. Original thought is more valuable Jon. Honest!
 

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