Statement from chairman of Old boys:
The unrest that is happening over at the fresh crew is nothing to do with us. The rumours of beastality and squirrel porn are a million miles from the activities that we as a club undertake.
Zero has come out and said he wishes for a transfer to us and that in its self is a positive that we shouldnt ignore- he wants to join us as we are a club moving in the right direction with a great manager and great squad. The asking price of half a John Smiths and a packet of scampi fries could however be a bit rich for our blood.