United fan here. :P

[Bilbo Baggins]

*Sniffs air, gets into Esk's wolfpack and growls threateningly from secure position of backup

He googled them @the esk, the racist get pretending to be from the Sub Continent. Hang him out to dry.

 

[orchard]

Congratulations with the test stuff bilbo, post loads.

*Phew. That was close.* Kidding. Nice to see you've got white text here, too.
English? Well, missionary school, top grades, top college.
Also, been reading books since I was a kid. So, yeah.

 

[chicoazul]

Lid you're telling a massive lie here and the forum is rar onto you.

So here's you trotting up thinking you're dead cool and you got this and you're rumbled in your opening post.

You aching weirdo.

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

Lid you're telling a massive lie here and the forum is rar onto you.

So here's you trotting up thinking you're dead cool and you got this and you're rumbled in your opening post.

You aching weirdo.

Nice to meet you, too.

 

[chicoazul]

Nice to meet you, too.

Fess up before we rag you apart.

 

[The Esk]

*Phew. That was close.* Kidding. Nice to see you've got white text here, too.
English? Well, missionary school, top grades, top college.
Also, been reading books since I was a kid. So, yeah.

What's with this mate? I was beginning to trust you?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Aye Aye , what do we have ere then?

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

What's with this mate? I was beginning to trust you?

The first line was intended as humour. I wanted to use some white text after that asterisked text.
The second and third were replies to your enquiry.

I don't see what could bother you..
Calm down. Mods don't need to waste their time here.

 

[The Esk]

Calm down. Mods don't need to waste their time here.

You're dead right mate, bye

 

[Allezfan]

This was superb. Does it bother you how many people miss your jokes, esk?

 

[The Esk]

This was superb. Does it bother you how many people miss your jokes, esk?

They do ???? lollol

 

[admirschleck]

Woah. Blokes on Redcafe are talking about 35-40, considering how much we paid for Shaw last year, and considering Coleman is contracted till 2019.
30million is cheap for a man who's bidding 45mill for a hot-headed 29 year old dissatisfied centre back, just to make a statement.

Oh well then, even better!

 

[Elong]

So who was it this time???

 

[SerenityNigh]

Wait, so is this over or still going? I want to know what happens to the ring.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Welcome Bilbo. I love The God of Small Things.