United versus Everton, facebook, 8pm

[ianefc]

Mirallas first touch then...

Identical to this

 

[loooweee]

Martinez wtf belgium

 

[captainvindaloo]

In other news Roberto martinez is the new Belgium manager !

Rom and Kevin immediately call their immigration agent in the hope of landing a new nationality!

 

[Tubey]

Cleverley took a first touch there, accidentally poked it beyond the last man, then promptly shat himself and passed sideways.

 

[tsubaki]

Is anyone near Lambeth that can come and see if I have a severe concussion? I have just seen the Martinez news and I can read the words but they make absolutely zero sense.

 

[everton2004]

I think Rom has been passed the message! lol

 

[coollino]

Aren't these games normally 3-3 with the the main guy scoring 5?

 

[monty]

Just heard the Hazard has been seen gargling bleach

 

[St James the Less]

Coleman back to his best?

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Cleverley in on goal and heads to the corner.

 

[Smodger]

Gibson running in quick sand.

 

[Jags..class]

Martinez wtf belgium

Wow

 

[n01efc]

Poor Kev won't get another international cap! How did Bobby pull that off?!!

 

[Zezti]

Rom will be flapping for days

 

[Efcjake]

Felliani, your hair mate. It is a good thing you moved to Manchester where you can fit in.