Not Safe For Work! Valentine's poetry

[Yorkie]

Cometh, busty wench, and temper my wildness
Who am I kidding, I'm going to die childless.
Fear not, one and all, for don't you see?
It allows me more time for G - O - T

 

[bignev23]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
my name is Adam
Now give us a chew

 

[Ollie d]

Roses are red
And all of that tosh,
Bring round your best friend
To give me a nosh...

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm single ready to mingle gonna eat your pu$$y like a pringle.

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
my tart is a winner
never even got her a card
and she's still making me dinner

 

[Kurt.]

I've read my card
I've eaten my chocs
i'm now looking forward
to smashing your box

xxx

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
but no need for crying
it coulda been worse
you coulda been @Bryan

 

[tim gabbott]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like saggy tits
And you've got two

 

[steken1]

Roses are red
My cock'll thrill ya
At the end of the day
At least we're not Villa

 

[The Esk]

Love one another, but make not a bond of love,
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each of you be alone
Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart, and the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

 

[tim gabbott]

Roses are red
my tart is a winner
never even got her a card
and she's still making me dinner

Roses are red
She wishes you were thiner
As she slips arsenic in your dinner

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
She wishes you were thiner
As she slips arsenic in your dinner

She tried Arsenic before
but she didn't get far
I kicked her into touch
and hooked up with yer mar

 

[Kurt.]

I get on with yer mar
and we have a good craic
but I also get on
when she's flat on her back !!!



boom boom !!!

 

[tim gabbott]

She is happy to take your money
And cover her tits in honey
But she finds you a slob
And always laughs at your small knob

 

[Kurt.]

She is happy to take your money
And cover her tits in honey
But she finds you a slob
And always laughs at your small knob

and with her teeth out it makes her look gummy !!