Vegemite

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

bladdy mangrels, fackin' oath

 

[McBain]

Thank you my sunseeking friend.

A poorer place this would be without your vivacious presence.

And we dont need no stinkin history. We got Rolf.

 

[Bundy]

You flaming gallah.

Now that i can understand.

 

[McBain]

You flaming gallah.

Thats Alfs a national treasure.

There out to be a soapy museum in Canberra and he should encased in carbonite at the top of the steps ala Rocky when he decides to kick it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

does he still wear MUNSINGWEAR gear with the penguin ?

 

[chicoazul]

When you say ALF, I think of that little hairy thing from that sitcom.

My mate once rattled a bird who was the spit of that thing. I remind him of this often.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When you say ALF, I think of that little hairy thing from that sitcom.

My mate once rattled a bird who was the spit of that thing. I remind him of this often.

do you have her number ?

 

[chicoazul]

I done her mate* and had to climb out of the bathroom window, its a long story.



* her mate, predictably, was fine.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

I done her mate* and had to climb out of the bathroom window, its a long story.



* her mate, predictably, was fine.

he came out through the bathroom window...

somebody should write a song

 

[Bundy]

I done her mate* and had to climb out of the bathroom window, its a long story.



* her mate, predictably, was fine.

If you replace the * with a comma you get a different story:

I done her mate, and had to climb out of the bathroom window, its a long story.

 

[chicoazul]

That makes me sound Aussie, mate.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

That makes me sound Aussie, mate.

to do that your voice has to go up at the end of every sentence, as if you're asking a question.

 

[chicoazul]

Dont geordies do that aswell.

 

[Bundy]

That makes me sound Aussie, mate.

You pomme's always trying to make out you are aussies

 

[chicoazul]

It was the mullet, denim shorts and bleached blonde hair that gave it away wasnt it?

surfs*