VeraClinic: New Official Everton Hair Transplant Sponsor

[Liam-EFC]

Think many fans will need them after what the club put us through last season.

 

[Rita_Poon]

next we will announce a sponsorship with OnlyFans

Dog whistle advertising, paging C-dawg, attention...

 

[USABlue]

next we will announce a sponsorship with OnlyFans

Would bring a load of cash

 

[allen]

They have 499 followers. Wharra transplant

I guess the people that use their services aren't so keen to highlight they do so by following them?

I don't know, though... the whole flying to Turkey for a surgical treatment thing is a bit ?.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Toffeeslam]

Would bring a load of cash

Not if it’s blue bills moobs.

 

[tommye]

Would bring a load of gash

?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

This is the best post I’ve seen in a long time.

Honestly if I was whatever this company is called I’d be using that to advertise their business, famous bald evertonians with flowing locks.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I guess the people that use their services aren't so keen to highlight they do so by following them?

I don't know, though... the whole flying to Turkey for a surgical treatment thing is a bit ?.

subtle, is nice.

 

[mahermi1]

This is the best post I’ve seen in a long time.

Honestly if I was whatever this company is called I’d be using that to advertise their business, famous bald evertonians with flowing locks.

Was this before they went bald though and isn't that cheating a bit or am I splitting hairs ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

This is the best post I’ve seen in a long time.

Honestly if I was whatever this company is called I’d be using that to advertise their business, famous bald evertonians with flowing locks.

"So Lee who are you gonna be?"
"Tonight Matthew I'm gonna be Donny Osmand..."

Spoiler: ironic for field position spoiler

Don't say you weren't warned...

 

[matty1878]

this is hillarious but shameful at the same time ?

 

[matty1878]

???
The world of corporate sponsorship has gone mental
Can’t wait for us to release our official toilet paper partner so I know what to wipe my arse with whilst I’ve got my full head of hair, looking good with my Christopher Ward watch and Marc Darcy suit!

lol

 

[matty1878]

I've only just heard about Turkey teeth and now Everton are pushing Turkey hair?

im
in bulk lol

 

[DanEFC92]

I definitely lost a follicle or hundred as a result of last season. Might give ol' Vera a call.