Viagra in the house

[BlackToffee]

OK, don't laugh at the back. Does anyone know of a credible site which sells viagra. I realise that its illegal to sell over the internet. Take that aside does anyone's friend (of course it won't be you would it), been to a legit site that they can mention?

And if you want to ask me why, its for a mate

 

[Whitebootman]

Sorry I can't help you on that one. I clicked on this thread as I thought we were looking at a new player, someone to stiffen the midfield.

 

[Nebbiolo]

OK, don't laugh at the back. Does anyone know of a credible site which sells viagra. I realise that its illegal to sell over the internet. Take that aside does anyone's friend (of course it won't be you would it), been to a legit site that they can mention?

And if you want to ask me why, its for a mate

Your best bet is the NHS, mate. Get down the doctors and give him or her a sob story. Otherwise, find a friend in the States, who can get some from one of those online med places.

The reason I mention this is because I saw a report on the Danish news a few days ago about the massive increase in medications being sent from abroad. It seemed that something like 60% of that seized was Viagra. Anyway, to cut the story short, something like 20 separate packages were tested in a lab. It turned out only two were anything near to what we would call Viagra. the rest, although some did contain necessary ingredients, also were filled with all types of stuff, some it pretty nasty.

Good luck, though.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if they have one that does the opposite give us a shout, it's like a flag waving ceremony upstairs in our place.

 

[Nebbiolo]

if they have one that does the opposite give us a shout, it's like a flag waving ceremony upstairs in our place.

You mean one that makes men impotent?

Or would that be one that makes the birds ready, willing and able?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

You mean one that makes men impotent?

Or would that be one that makes the birds ready, willing and able?

20 pints of stella an a hot curry should do it!!

 

[Nebbiolo]

20 pints of stella an a hot curry should do it!!

Aye, that'll do it, mate

 

[Vim Fuego]

I like Dr Sharpy's prognosis.

 

[atrottel]

Tell me this isn't a tag-team web marketing ploy or a scheme from Danny to get some high-paying Adsense pages... (he'll be having a poll about credit repair soon!)

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Does anyone know where I can find an asbestos lawyer?

 

[atrottel]

You'll have to take out a payday loan to afford one, though, Bruce.

 

[Blue Ray]

OK, don't laugh at the back. Does anyone know of a credible site which sells viagra. I realise that its illegal to sell over the internet. Take that aside does anyone's friend (of course it won't be you would it), been to a legit site that they can mention?

And if you want to ask me why, its for a mate

Bought some at a chemists in Turkey once and slipped one in the mrs' drink. [Poor language removed] ell I thought we was gonna break each other

 

[Nebbiolo]

Bought some at a chemists in Turkey once and slipped one in the mrs' drink. [Poor language removed] ell I thought we was gonna break each other

Did it work for the missus?

I had one a few years ago and after about an hour or so I felt a weird sensation

It was actually quite nice and even gave me a slight head buzz. Or maybe I was just drunk on love.

I didn't mention it the missus, though. I just let my body do the talking

 

[Blue Ray]

Did it work for the missus?

I had one a few years ago and after about an hour or so I felt a weird sensation

It was actually quite nice and even gave me a slight head buzz. Or maybe I was just drunk on love.

I didn't mention it the missus, though. I just let my body do the talking

Oh it worked on her alright. Her daughter asked if I had any left when we got back and I didnt see her fella for days. Poor [Poor language removed] didnt know what got into her
Next time I seen him his face looked a bit red raw.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Oh it worked on her alright. Her daughter asked if I had any left when we got back and I didnt see her fella for days. Poor [Poor language removed] didnt know what got into her
Next time I seen him his face looked a bit red raw.

I bet that wasn't the only thing that was red raw on him