Virgins!

[Jimishorts]

I only bother when there's steak and Peroni involved

WITH A WOMAN

 

[ste d' indica]

WITH A WOMAN

Or whatever, like I say, I'm not fussed.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Met by the swings, went round to by the bins and she pegged me with a broom handle.

I've got my own broom now

That’s almost an Avril Lavigne song there mate

 

[NeilMorepies]

Feels like a Chico Multi to me.

No lads, I have no interest in if she was from the Wirral or not, I’m not into bestiality.

 

[chrismpw]

If I were a virgin I'm pretty sure I'd have more classic cars, a better hifi and more basic kitchen. Also an engine in my lounge.

We all made mistakes right?

 

[arch stanton]

I'm thinking of becoming one, where do I sign up?

 

[ETID]

@emir your time to shine

 

[Davidoff]

I'm drowning in clunge

 

[blue to the bone]

What were your previous usernames?

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I'm guessing he was the artist formerly known as Death !

 

[Street end man]

Klopp only got his hole when he was 59 so hope for me yet

 

[Eggs]

….born in September, I’ve been a Virgo all my life.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

No non-binary shouts?

 

[ClausThomsen]

If I were a virgin I'm pretty sure I'd have more classic cars, a better hifi and more basic kitchen. Also an engine in my lounge.

We all made mistakes right?

Yes but you'd have made numerous trips to the X-Ray department after various highly unfortunate accidents where "while changing out of your oily overalls" you "slipped backwards and fell onto it" or "stumbled and somehow ended up with it trapped in there".

 

[LEONARD]

Dreading the close season threads.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I'm thinking of becoming one, where do I sign up?

The wrestling or transfers threads.