Can anyone find me that funny video of a guy playing a race car PC game and I think he’s overtaken? Swear there’s an Everton version of it.
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Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
That time we got him for the winter. Great performances we got from him. That was Moyes for ye. Heck he'd probably have gray and condom playing out of thier skin and making major impacts for us. A mix of signing the right players and actually making sure they give everything for the shirt.
I'm embarrassed at the state of our players half a billion later.
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Haha. Interesting to see the difference with geese.
I’m fairly confident I can beat one in a fight
Yep, geese are scary but when it comes down to me-versus-goose in a match to the death, I'll win out.
That said, those 10-17% who think they can beat a chimp are seriously deluded.
I’ve accidentally hit geese several times while golfing and admired their NEA attitude to being struck. A tough fight, sure, but I’d win that one.
Have to absolutely nuts to even dream of defeating a champ. They’d rip a human apart.
Once went to a zoo that had chimps and they had a rope in the cage. They had three men grab onto the rope (and the chimp easily won the tug of war with one hand).
OK, back to work!
That‘s some fairly big talk there chaps, I wouldn’t let any geese hear you giving it the big’un.
I wouldn’t even confident of taking down a house cat tbh.
9000% of my posts are hyperbole.
Pity they didn’t ask about swans, think that would have shown the greatest difference between UK and US attitudes!
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £30m
I have to be completely honest, I remember years ago working with a South African guy and for some strange reason I got it in my head that if push came to shove, if my life depended on it I could take a Baboon in a fight to the death. He quickly told me all the ways I was wrong. I felt like I’d grown as a person from his humbling
summerisle
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