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[Littlesue]

I have an idea Sue.

And?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

So what happened are you still rich?

Nothing! I actually forgot about it! It is still sat there.

CBA spending it then paying it back. It is my business account anyway so kind of safe from my clutches

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I'm cat sitting for my brother in Devon while he on holiday but I can't remember name of cat , hopefully it comes back to me so I don't have to ring him and look a bit of a div.

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The cat has a phone?

 

[Littlesue]

The cat has a phone?

Dad!!!, come back, why you left me with this crazy wench!!

 

[Jamiednm]

I don’t like when Ken Dodd goes on about his tax avoidance in his standup, it comes across as cynical rather than self-deprecating.

 

[goldfinchmule]

I understood and could follow the tactics of the game much more than i do now when both teams had 1 to 11 on their shirts.

 

[Cake]

TV programme The Great British Menu now - one of them is going to highlight the beetroot inside a linseed cracker... how exciting

 

[Cake]

TV programme The Great British Menu now - one of them is going to highlight the beetroot inside a linseed cracker... how exciting

Another one has just cooked some crisps aka deep fried crisp potatoes

 

[Cake]

Another one has just cooked some crisps aka deep fried crisp potatoes

He's followed those up with deep fried diced spuds

 

[scratchnsurf]

He's followed those up with deep fried diced spuds

Is this the Scottish part of the menu?

 

[Connor mcloud]

I don’t like when Ken Dodd goes on about his tax avoidance in his standup, it comes across as cynical rather than self-deprecating.

I dont think he mentions it anymore to be fair

 

[GoldenToffee]

I dont think he mentions it anymore to be fair

I heard his dad's dog's dead.

 

[NeilMorepies]

It’s always the ones you suspect the most isn’t it…

 

[Rita_Poon]

A lucky escape all round.

Two French air display jets crash in rehearsal

The three occupants of the two Alpha Jets that collided ejected and were "found alive and conscious".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Rita_Poon]

Another hero faces a bad wrap...

Met Police officer who groomed girl, 11, is sacked

PC Elvis Moreira was found to have had "inappropriate and sexual communications" with the girl.

www.bbc.co.uk