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Was the England fans to blame?

England fans


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I’ve done some studies on England fans and have identified three distinct groups:
1) The cocaine: very angry men trying to make up for their obvious inadequacies by snorting low purity cocaine off toilet seats in Wetherspoons before returning to their mates to discuss the evolution of the 4-3-3 formation.
2) The disappointing penis: very angry men, hated by their wife and children. Have limp wanks in gym showers.
3) The receders: Very angry men who spend 4 hours a day looking at their hairline in the bathroom before googling hair restoration products and flight prices to Turkey.

Always with the cocaine blame instead of the individuals. I don't mean you particularly but it's a general well oiled opinion.

Personally I think drugs only accentuate or dull what was in your mind or your personality to begin with.

These idiots who go out looking for trouble would do it if they were only drinking alcohol or even cups of tea.

I have personally taken mountains of that and most other drugs over the years and can honestly say none of them have turned me into a violent or aggressive person.

I've had a few arguments on the ale of course, just like most people.
 

Most other countries enjoy the football but it seems like England fans (both club and country) subject themselves to the football. Just a huge excuse to have a moan.
 
Are you c of e. Or rc. You know what I mean seems to raise a ugly head in our city imo

I mean I never really noticed it growing up.

My mums side C of E, my Dad's side hardcore RC apart from him who wasn't bothered at all hence me being sent to a C of E school rather which had better scores than the RC one.

There were a few scraps between the schools but that was down to local bragging rights than religious differences.

In fact I can't remember one argument my whole school life over religion.

I went to two churches as little as I could. Couldn't stand the Catholic one, had to sit for an eternity on rock hard pews to hear the most boring sermons possible.

The C of E one was a bit more groovy. You could only play for their footy team if you went to Sunday school so that kept me going for a year or so.

Apart from working Southport fair for the Orange march which was carnage, I haven't noticed any religious wars simmering.
 

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