Wayne Rooney on ToffeeTV

[Rich1878]

That's what lots of wine, red meat and Coleen chasing him around the kitchen table with a knife shouting "Why did you bang that old tart?" will do to you lads.

The good life.

Don't forget to add supporting Everton

 

[Colonel Getafe]

I used to know a girl who had acute angina.

It wasn't Regina from China was it, because I always thought she had a magnificent...... personality.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

That's what lots of wine, red meat and Coleen chasing him around the kitchen table with a knife shouting "Why did you bang that old tart?" will do to you lads.

The good life.

Did Wazza take Rebekah Vardy up the Arsenal?!?! - Can't say I have any interest in "celebrity news" but that does sound like an autobiography that'll tick something off the xmas shopping list I suppose.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Will cry if he ever becomes our manager

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Will cry if he ever becomes our manager

Be a scandal once a week

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Has anyone caught a glimpse of this? Great interview but does anyone else think he does not look well at all? Seriously high blood pressure by the looks of it. I hope he’s ok.

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37 years old, tens of millions in the bank (minimum), arse-end of November, freezing cold, and he's doing interviews in Hunts Cross or somewhere.

If I had his cash, I'd be laying on an exotic beach on bikini beauties island, with not a care in the world for the rest of my days.

So either he's a lunatic, or fair play to him I guess.

 

[bebo86]

Where can I watch this? It's not on YouTube

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Where can I watch this? It's not on YouTube

It's on his TikTok channel. He's doing a body-poppin' dance with Blue Bill and then twerkin contests with Denise for a Cazoo promotion.



(Just kidding. That's a bit horrific. I think it's out Monday next week if I recall correctly.)

 

[alwaysblue]

I used to know a girl who had acute angina.

Come on we're better than that.......






Or maybe not

 

[Huyton Layne]

This fellas 67 and looks on a par with Wazzock.
Maradona had his issues with cocaine, Rooney had his issues with Spam Fritters and ciggies.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Will cry if he ever becomes our manager

Hot and salty ones evacuated with force?

 

[Wat Tyler]

Hot and salty ones evacuated with force?

With serious velocity.

Absolute cabbage of a manager. Used this club and a lot of our fans welcomed him back like he was in his prime. Embarrassing.

 

[Rita_Poon]

With serious velocity.

Absolute cabbage of a manager. Used this club and a lot of our fans welcomed him back like he was in his prime. Embarrassing.

But it was a feat to have generational talents end here, Gascoigne and Rooney. It'll be the fairy tale of Goodison, all of football will miss her and those she's hosted.

 

[Wat Tyler]

But it was a feat to have generational talents end here, Gascoigne and Rooney. It'll be the fairy tale of Goodison, all of football will miss her and those she's hosted.

Deffo, let’s get Billy Kenny Jr a new contract

 

[Goat]

I bet he says erm a lot.