Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[thebluenosebolt]

Welcome back Wayne !!
So excited...I nearly....




...believed it

Just stop it you Prazy Costers

 

[Harry Gray]

Couldn't want a player back less other than Darron Gibson on loan for the rest of the season.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

I still don't know how to feel about this. Would he fit? Is he still boss? Would he help the kids grow? Would he make all that money back in shirt sales and adverts and watch sponsorships? Is this all a giant windup?

 

[Goat]

Lets set the scene, its 7pm, Jimmy Whites had an utter nightmare so far, not a dickie bird, then suddenly :

"Some breaking news coming from USM Finch Farm and you arent gonna believe it..............................."

 

[samsonthedog1]

I remember being in the Park end for one of my first games with my big brother I was only 8, when that goal against Arsenal went in it was unbelievable. Welcome back!

 

[roydo]

Lets set the scene, its 7pm, Jimmy Whites had an utter nightmare so far, not a dickie bird, then suddenly :

"Some breaking news coming from USM Finch Farm and you arent gonna believe it..............................."

He would say, "And you ARE NOT going to believe it. I am Jim White, legend"

 

[Paul w]

He's home. Welcome back lad. Wonder if that once a blue t-shirt still fits him?

He'd look like the Hulk in it.

 

[chopper6]

Not that I think it will happen but I'd welcome Rooney back, for the exposure and raising of our profile alone.

I still think he has enough quality to help the team too

 

[nsno-chris]

Lets set the scene, its 7pm, Jimmy Whites had an utter nightmare so far, not a dickie bird, then suddenly :

"Some breaking news coming from USM Finch Farm and you arent gonna believe it..............................."

Why did I read that in his annoying Scottish accent??

 

[Deco]

Exactly what we need.

#WelcomeHomeWayne

 

[zirc]

He'd look like the Hulk in it.

isn't the Hulk green?

 

[Connor]

Lets set the scene, its 7pm, Jimmy Whites had an utter nightmare so far, not a dickie bird, then suddenly :

"Some breaking news coming from USM Finch Farm and you arent gonna believe it..............................."

"I, yes me, Jim White - Sky Sports Soothsayer and all around Deadline Day demon, have recieved word from Farhad Moshiri HIMSELF..."

 

[Baines' left foot]

Leave Jim alone he's Moshi's mate!

 

[Paul w]

isn't the Hulk green?

You know we're I'm goin,don't split hairs it doesn't become you.

 

[LAToffee]

Only if we sign him on an 8-year contract with guaranteed playing time for each and every game.