Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Papa Shango]

A Manure fan I work with said "You'll see the old Rooney now he's got Charltons record". His face when I said "Yes, in an Everton top" was priceless.

Was it one of sheer joy?

 

[blue61]

Was it one of sheer joy?

Not at all, he's a big Rooney fan. He's also a right tit as well, so there you go.

 

[bag a yoko]

Theres no way Rooney would come here over China. Theyll be offering 5 times the salary easily. Plus its sunny.

 

[Papa Shango]

Not at all, he's a big Rooney fan. He's also a right tit as well, so there you go.

Well the two go hand in hand...

 

[The binman chronicles]

Theres no way Rooney would come here over China. Theyll be offering 5 times the salary easily. Plus its smoggy.

Fixed. Saves him getting caught out and having his picture in the paper though, he can just open up his window in the morning and get the equivalent hit of 20 lambert and butler...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

He's going to China.

 

[orly]

He's going to China.

He has my everlasting sympathy

 

[royalblue66]

Do they have Wags in China. ?

 

[tmgc]

Do they have Wags in China. ?

No mate they have Wangs

 

[royalblue66]

No mate they have Wangs

Them the chicken ones ?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

He has my everlasting sympathy

Sorry, it was a typo. I meant he's going for a chinese.

 

[Kungfunesmori]

Do they have Wags in China. ?

newspapers???

 

[madkiwi]

The thought of Rooney going to China is Looney.

 

[sarath]

Colleen will be important in this. Rumours are if he goes to China, Colleen will stay in the UK. MLS seems more likely to me

 

[mutley]

Anywhere but Goodison will do for me