Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Plays smoothly

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Right, I'm getting a bit bored with all the sly comments about Rooney and his weight/fitness etc. Can you not think of anything better other than gimpy play ground digs? Just shows peoples lack of footballing knowledge and overall intelligence.

I'm sorry if this sort of 'banter' triggers you.

Other Schoolkids can be so cruel at times.

 

[Soap]

He is a bigger blue than you or me.

That's because he needs to leave the ale and pies alone.

 

[sageyefc]

Tbf I'm half looking forward to seeing contract Dave next to him just hope Kenwright doesn't ambush it and ruin the photo op

 

[Seathestars]

I've been in two minds about him but free or loan, take him. One thing he can show this team is how to win. I can't think of the last time we had a born winner at our club unless you go back to Reid, Southall and them lot. I think his influence alone will be good for the younger players.

 

[YellowSweat]

He is a bigger blue than you or me.

Cant tell if serious

 

[GwladysPhil]

Right, I'm getting a bit bored with all the sly comments about Rooney and his weight/fitness etc. Can you not think of anything better other than gimpy play ground digs? Just shows peoples lack of footballing knowledge and overall intelligence.

He's never been fat, far from it.

They even did a tv show about his figure and he has a ridiculously low level of body fat - he's just a stocky and strong build.

I believe something about his big bum helped him gain his quick acceleration?

 

[sharkey1001]

He's never been fat, far from it.

They even did a tv show about his figure and he has a ridiculously low level of body fat - he's just a stocky and strong build.

I believe something about his big bum helped him gain his quick acceleration?

No mate, this was all a big wet dream you had

 

[Toast]

That's because he needs to leave the ale and pies alone.

Ale, pies, ciggies, brasses, casino's, trophies, records and £250k a week and about to sign for everton.

Lived my dream.

 

[Seathestars]

Right, I'm getting a bit bored with all the sly comments about Rooney and his weight/fitness etc. Can you not think of anything better other than gimpy play ground digs? Just shows peoples lack of footballing knowledge and overall intelligence.

Has anyone mentioned his Toupee yet mate

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

very wary of this one but I trust koeman

don't think rooney makes a great no10

 

[VaguelyBrown]

Good news for kitbag then...

...and ammunition for future negotiations, so we don't get stitched up again

 

[crezza]

Has anyone mentioned his Toupee yet mate

His hair transplant was pointless and he's got terrible tattoos.

Better?

Yeah, you've been beaten to it mate

 

[ProZ]

I'm not really keen but I can't see the harm on a loan paying half his wages, I just hope we don't pay anything above 150 for his wages.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Spotted wearing Nike in Liverpool. SELL