2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[ExpatinBangkok]

To be fair yesterdays deadline day was shambolic and depressing, probably drowning his sorrows.

 

[Carlito]

Can't wait to see photos of him at the McDonald's drive-thru on his bicycle.

Between his bevying, whoring, smoking and now this, I think we can put to bed the idea that he's some great role model for the kids at the club.

 

[Tramps_mate]

He was actually drinking bleach after no new striker came in. Knowing it's up to him to score all our goals.

 

[Abraders]

Stat classy wayne. Idiot.

 

[macdog]

He is even stupider than Barkley.

 

[verreauxi]

Uber you fool. Or hire a driver.

 

[msb]

Uber you fool. Or hire a driver.

Good advice, a bit late though.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Can't wait to see photos of him at the McDonald's drive-thru on his bicycle.

Between his bevying, whoring, smoking and now this, I think we can put to bed the idea that he's some great role model for the kids at the club.

 

[summerisle]

It had been a long day.

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[bullybeef]

Sewn up like a kipper by some local brass.

Idiot.

Colleen's gonna be goin mental.

Club fine and punishment on its way too.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

The rest after Chelsea with no travel other than maybe a short holiday, is gonna be great for him and us.

I agree. Let's just hope he doesn't use the time to go out drink driving and chasing bits of skirt.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Between his bevying, whoring, smoking and now this, I think we can put to bed the idea that he's some great role model for the kids at the club.

In fairness, if you take away the smoking, the binge drinking, the drink driving and the womanising he's actually not a bad role model.

 

[McMagic]

Can't wait to see photos of him at the McDonald's drive-thru on his bicycle.

Between his bevying, whoring, smoking and now this, I think we can put to bed the idea that he's some great role model for the kids at the club.

What's better is he's still our best player by a mile. I reckon he's seen Niasse walking home from Crystal Palace at 3.00am on
the motorway hard-shoulder and he's offered to give him a lift!

 

[McMagic]

I agree. Let's just hope he doesn't use the time to go out drink driving and chasing bits of skirt.

I seem to remember another great player going off the rails once, GB. Funnily enough, the same forename as you. I do hope
that there is not a bit of jealousy in there. (Coz there is with me)!