2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Abraders]

Ffs

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I knew this season was going to be The Wayne Rooney Show with Everton playing only a supporting role, but I was thinking only of the media activity around every game we play.....forgot he attracts the other type of media attention too.

I cannot bloody wait until he leaves.

That and I'm getting fed up with our team sheets. Little did we know Moshiri is PT freakin Barnum

 

[macdog]

Imagine trying to make a career based on a potential one night stand with a footballer. Imagine her parents proudly introducing her "my famous daughter who nearly had sex with a married Wayne Rooney". She's talking about going on I'm a Celebrity!

Think Wayne should be dropped for the Spurs game and fined. Also, its bound to cause some marriage problems, which could affect his performances on the field - just what we need at the moment.

She's 29, looks 49 and tries to look 19. What a horror.

 

[Soap]

I've been steering my 5 year old to Tom Davies, he even wears his socks down in football training. Wouldn't want him looking anywhere near Rooney or Barkley for as hero material.

How any kid looks up to Rooney or Barkley has always bewildered me. Both have faces like old potatoes.

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[marsh]

Its a no from me , come back next year

 

[Azzurri]

Wayne, just lay off the ale for a few years lad.

Shoot up in a gutter once you've retired for all I care, just act like a professional footballer please mate.

Thanks for listening, Wayne.

 

[eddy]

She's 29, looks 49 and tries to look 19. What a horror.

With massive `melons`though that nullifies the above

 

[McMagic]

Imagine trying to make a career based on a potential one night stand with a footballer. Imagine her parents proudly introducing her "my famous daughter who nearly had sex with a married Wayne Rooney". She's talking about going on I'm a Celebrity!

Think Wayne should be dropped for the Spurs game and fined. Also, its bound to cause some marriage problems, which could affect his performances on the field - just what we need at the moment.

Thankyou Judge Jeffreys! We all make mistakes through life, it's called living.

 

[JLW]

Couldn't care less what he does in his private life, If he scores the winner tomorow il be jumping out my seat buzzing..

 

[Bebeto]

I don't care what he does outside football as long as he delivers on the pitch which has been the case until now. It's not good to drink and drive but unfortunately many do...the courts will punish him and that's enough for me

 

[DanEFC92]

Someone tell me that wasnt actually 2 days ago, please.

Was the mysterious blonde woman actually Ed Sheeran?? The plot thickens.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Yes and that's a great reason to risk other peoples lives.

In fairness to Wayne, he didn't go out drinking with the intention of drink driving. In fact he left his car at home.

 

[granter79]

13/2 first scorer. All over it

 

[ToffeeTim]

Just put him in my FF. Cue a cruciate.