Welcome to the blue fold (in advance)
If you use the 'last scorer this season, first scorer next' method for his name, it could end up being something really surreal like
Andy Arshavin (I wish), Leon Dudu, Leighton Bullard, Victor Vaughn or Joleon Jagielka.
Seriously though, congratulations Dylan, Lisa.
Daniel DeLoretta does have anice ring to it though
It does, but that is my brothers name.