Weird Everton-themed dreams

[MikeH72]

Just thought I’d tell you about my dream last night. We were at home to Spurs and I was following the game via the bet365 app. We went in at half time 4-3 up after coming from 2-0 down, when I checked the score in the second half we were somehow winning 7-2 after about 65 minutes. Tim Cahill and Gianluigi Donnarumma scored for us, and Robin van Persie got a brace for them. I was saying to my dad “Ange’s high line is the problem”.

What have been your weirdest Everton related dreams?

Do I need to log off this forum for a bit? Should I seek psychiatric help?

 

[Eggs]

…don’t eat cheese before bedtime.

 

[Bryan+]

I dreamt we played 4-4-2 and had wingers, it was delightful. No long balls, just attacking footy.

 

[MikeH72]

I dreamt we played 4-4-2 and had wingers, it was delightful. No long balls, just attacking footy.

Donnarumma scored from a long hoof in my dream so it was actually a little bit reality-based.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I've had the same dream for 14 years.

 

[Victus]

Had one during the first relegation season where we were getting smashed 3 nil and Seamus scored an own goal and started crying on the pitch and couldn't be consoled, had to be subbed off. wasn't a fun one haha

 

[MikeH72]

Had one during the first relegation season where we were getting smashed 3 nil and Seamus scored an own goal and started crying on the pitch and couldn't be consoled, had to be subbed off. wasn't a fun one haha

I had several trippy ones that season. Had one where @matty1878 decided he’d had enough and subbed himself on when we were getting beat at home to Leeds. Don’t think he did anything to alter the course of the game.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I dreamt I was a guest on @ForeverBlue92's podcast, arguing the toss with him and other forumers about Rafael Benitez. Before he starting going on about the Norks on Katie Price.

I really need to spend less time on here

 

[Victus]

I had several trippy ones that season. Had one where @matty1878 decided he’d had enough and subbed himself on when we were getting beat at home to Leeds. Don’t think he did anything to alter the course of the game.

Get him on hit the bar

 

[sam domingo]

I dreamt that I took part in the half time crossbar challenge, but I had to do it in fancy dress....

 

[GrandOldSte117]

You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window?

 

[Dixieslaces]

I had one that involved me and Neville Southall winning the Derby on our own, 7-0 and I gave the matchball to my cousin in the Gwladys, who had recently passed away..quite surreal.

I scored 4, Nev got the other 3!

The subconscious mind is a dangerous place sometimes......

 

[T LEAFE]

I had a dream last night that we beat Ipswich but then I woke up

 

[MikeH72]

You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window?

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Was someone cooking beef and onions in real life while you were asleep mate?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Benitez being the boss,absolute nightmare