Weird Everton-themed dreams

[Bedfordblue]

I dreamt about DBB in a……..

Of forget it.

 

[windymiller]

In 2009 I dreamt that we would beat Chelsea 4-3 in the FA cup final, I even put a bet on it. We then lost 2-1. Everton that. I should've known a David Moyes Everton side wouldn't beat a top 4 (as was) side and I definitely should have known that a David Moyes side wouldn't score 4 goals in a cup final!

 

[matty1878]

I had several trippy ones that season. Had one where @matty1878 decided he’d had enough and subbed himself on when we were getting beat at home to Leeds. Don’t think he did anything to alter the course of the game.

so a nightmare mate?

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Just thought I’d tell you about my dream last night. We were at home to Spurs and I was following the game via the bet365 app. We went in at half time 4-3 up after coming from 2-0 down, when I checked the score in the second half we were somehow winning 7-2 after about 65 minutes. Tim Cahill and Gianluigi Donnarumma scored for us, and Robin van Persie got a brace for them. I was saying to my dad “Ange’s high line is the problem”.

What have been your weirdest Everton related dreams?

Do I need to log off this forum for a bit? Should I seek psychiatric help?

Check the date on your milk, if that's ok, don't forget to sniff it before use - the small white speckles are a give away.

 

[Lob]

I dreamt we were good and then i woke up and found myself asleep.

 

[Bluebonic]

I genuinely dreamt once that I was in the Grapes in town, went the bog and trap two had its door open and inside John Bailey was laying some cable. Not a care in the world, just contentedly sitting there, shitting himself hollow with a big satisfied grin on his gob.

 

[April1970]

I had a dream that Sam Allardyce told me to mark Mo Salah out of the game. I must have done it really well as it ended 0-0.