Weird people that you know you shouldn't fancy, but do...

[heatmeiser]

Come on, we all have a few. You know it's wrong but you just can't help it.

I have more than most admittedly.


Michaela Strachan.
Maggie Smith.
Mary Poppins.
Kelly Osbourne (God help me)
Steve Ryder.
Amy Winehouse (I know I'd be risking Hepatitis, but I still would).


Come on, confess. You'll feel much better for it.

 

[Piijt]

Oh dear. You are sick.

What the hell, now you've got me thinking:

How about these for starters,
Claire Grogan (well at one time I would)
Patsy Kensit (she must be filthy, you'd do her a***)
Jordan (she must be filthy, you'd do her a*** then her mouth)
Any Spice girl (you'd do their all their a******* then Chico's dogs then their mouths)

Next...

Off to bed, pissed again

 

[heatmeiser]

Claire Grogan (well at one time I would)

She is lovely! She isn't on the embarrassing list!

Anyone that can sing happy birthday and be Kochanski at the same time will do for me!

 

[Dylan]

CP Grogan was ace. I liked her. What does she look like nowadays?

*Edit* Still looks decent. I would still choose Chole Annette in the beauty stakes.

 

[Dylan]

I THOUGHT OF ONE!!!

Carol Vorderman.

 

[monty]

Monty holds head in total shame

Honest injun.....that mouthy Essex bint who does Car Booty, Lorne Spicer and I just don't know why

but even worse, much much worse an early Last of the Summer Wine was on the other day and I found myself fancing Marina, Sheila Fergusson, she had one hell of a set of pins though and a great top set

I'll go now, the very shame, at least it wasn't Cliff Richard

 

[Latch]

Monty holds head in total shame

Honest injun.....that mouthy Essex bint who does Car Booty, Lorne Spicer and I just don't know why

but even worse, much much worse an early Last of the Summer Wine was on the other day and I found myself fancing Marina, Sheila Fergusson, she had one hell of a set of pins though and a great top set

I'll go now, the very shame, at least it wasn't Cliff Richard

Listen here Howard,.........oops, sorry Mont.

 

[monty]

Listen here Howard,.........oops, sorry Mont.

He's spoken for Latch, Chico Chico

 

[Rook]

Amy Winehouse
Courtney Love

I think I just picked up a STD just by thinking of this.

 

[teppic]

clare grogan! i had the hots for her and at uni went out with a girl just because she looked like her! lovely!


lol at mary poppins. that's just wrong!

steve ryder seems to have passed under the radar as well. steve bloody ryder?! i feel very dirty now.


...steve ryder!! lol.

 

[chicoazul]

Boss thread title mate. I have loads too, not Winehouse though although I admire you depravation and honesty.

Michaela Strachan defo. Nigella Lawson, anyone? Vorderman, all over the show. Demi Moore, even though she's getting on still would.

Need I go on?

 

[Dylan]

Yes you do.

 

[chicoazul]

Theres be vomit all over the show if I do.

Id rather not have my triple awards taken off me on grounds of decency.

In summary: Im an immoral monster.

 

[neonleon]

bit of a typo there chico.

its tripe awards.

 

[TX Bill]

I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't Chico who started this very Chico-like thread.