Weird people that you know you shouldn't fancy, but do...

[chicoazul]

See, were growing. Obscurity rules.

 

[monty]

See, were growing. Obscurity rules.

You are my hat-trick hero

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Felicity Kendal. Back in the day anyway, not sure about now.

 

[Piijt]

Demi Moore, even though she's getting on still would.

Need I go on?

Slipping there Chico, she's absolute class

 

[monty]

Felicity Kendal. Back in the day anyway, not sure about now.

Saw her in the buff on stage in London some years back, her arse is a thing of absolute beauty, unlike Lorne Spicer who strangely gives me the hots

 

[chicoazul]

Slipping there Chico, she's absolute class

Ive tried telling my mates that and they dont have it pal.

The older the bone the sweeter the meat. Or something.

books Grafton*

 

[monty]

Ive tried telling my mates that and they dont have it pal.

The older the bone the sweeter the meat. Or something.

books Grafton*

Until you've ran your tongue over varicose veins you've not lived

 

[chicoazul]

Monty, I may well vomit now. Cheers.

 

[monty]

Monty, I may well vomit now. Cheers.

Who said we oldies don't know how to live

 

[heatmeiser]

Until you've ran your tongue over varicose veins you've not lived

Oh no no no. But yes.

And Lorne Spicer? That's worse than Steve Ryder.

Nigella Lawson is a given. Even though she seems to have been sown together at the waist. A fit birds upper body yet the lower torso of an ox.

 

[chicoazul]

Lawson is a lush, she would be sipping the wine saying all sorts of depraved things to you.

 

[chicoazul]

Condoleeza Rice. I just would. Leather basques and gloves Im reckoning here.

If not only to mess up her perfect hair.

 

[chicoazul]

Sigorney Weaver. Even with skinhead. Even now.

 

[chicoazul]

Oprah Winfrey. Im horrid, I know - stretchmarks all over the show.

See Rice, C for reasons.

 

[ricardobee]

Cherie Blair.

You could fit your meat and 2 veg in that gob and she could still talk dirty to you