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Well-Mannered Insults

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chrismpw said:
The other day as I pulled into Swindon rail station to pick up the bonded female, some random bloke spat an impressive amount of gob accurately against my side window. If the window were open it would have been straight in my face and I'd have been drenched.

After a moment working out what had happened I wound down the window and asked what all that was about and he muttered something about it was my fault we were all cogs in the machine. My fault? I asked him what he was on and as he walked away he muttered something else unintelligible.

I was aghast. My adrenaline was rocketing, here was a random fella assaulting my pride and my car with no good reason. 10 years ago I may have got out of the car and physically asked him what the hell he was trying to achieve but the older, slower, wiser maybe less strong version of the present me decided it would be better to avoid a stabbing. So I simply shouted: " sounds to me like you need a shag .. Good luck with that."

I have no idea whether this was a good or a bad riposte but I felt better for it, and feel it was well mannered. With some sadness and hindsight I also can imagine Will from the inbetweeners shouting the same thing.
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Should have run him down. Spitting is vile.
 



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