Match Thread West Ham United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Ron1878]

Never mind, Arsenal and Liverpool next

We'll win the derby. You heard it here first.

 

[toffeemeister77]

I think this is the worst Everton team I've ever seen.

Yip I 've been saying the same for the last month and I'm 45.

 

[DanB90]

What can you even say anymore

Sh!te

 

[luuk_deventer]

What is Onana doing there?! Needless losing it again. So poor on the ball

 

[miami]

Has Coady ever made a tackle?

He can’t tackle. He just shouts a lot and hits the odd long ball. There’s a reason why wolves loaned him out.

 

[witchdoc187]

Has Coady ever made a tackle?

Blocks only

 

[Lob]

Whoever takes over from Lampard, the first thing they need to do is take the first team squad out and show them one of these:

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After that, they need to model the art of kicking a ball into said thing.

Can we make it 3 times bigger please.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

The new lad from Villereal has probably ghosted Thelwell too, number blocked

As if he's ever even heard of the former Preston and New York Rovers sporting director...

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Our players look like they learned how to play football this morning.

Learned you say, Mmmm!

 

[Zeitgeist]

Not had a clean sheet for 11 west ham

 

[PhilM]

I hope we get relegated

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Why have we not brought Simms on or even Maupay. We need 2 goals ffs. Lampard just stands there.

Making a point. Not a very good one.

 

[hktoffee]

If we start with this lineup in the first half we would get a draw.

 

[witchdoc187]

I think this is the worst Everton team I've ever seen.

It actually is. Millions and millions to create it too

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

One shot on target in 77 mins of footy.