West Ham v Everton. 21st Sep @ 15.00.

[Sideliner]

And Jelavic just keeps on getting more and more chances despite not scoring game after game after game ...
Lukaku and Kone deserves to get a run of games to settle and impress - they can't do worse than Jelavic because that is impossible -
we urgently need to get at least one striker firing on all cylinders to keep up with the top dogs

 

[saint toffee]

Oh that's quality banter, lovely. Nice one, Ma.

 

[Hellerad]

Its effective too when backed by the much underrated Jaski Jaaskelainen who as a lesser known fact is technically a satellite, as he’s a moon to Sam Allardyce’s gigantic planet sized head and orbits the big jowled tit every 28 days.

Haha. Well in.

 

[chicoazul]

Norwegian Cow replied to a thread Lukaku in Everton Forum
17-09-2013, 08:10 PM #506 Norwegian Cow

Lukaku only gets better and better in here, despite him not having played for us yet

Great minds. You ripped off my thoughts lad.

 

[obc]

1-0, with Jelly pulling a Naismith... waiting for scorn here to hit critical mass then doing something brilliant.

And Gerard will come in in the 84th minute.

 

[TippEverton]

Nice one Chico, laughing at the Ross/gta bit.

Interesting to see how things go for them when they do make the move, didn't work out too bad for them at City.

We can't be losing this as I won't be able to stomach the grief i'l get off my West Ham supporting mate. They were truly awful at Southampton, which in a weird kind of way has me worried and thinking they can't be as bad two weeks running.

I'd ditch Jelavic from the starting XI in favour of either Kone or Lukaku, preferably Lukaku to just see what the giant of a man can do.

A return of 9 points from the first 5 will do nicely, COYB.

 

[flowboy]

Really creative and v-amusing preview Chico. Your imagination is sharp and funny.

My blue spider sense is tingling for us getting 3 points, with Deulofeu putting in a good bit of work.

 

[Minimeister]

Massive, massive game. Just like last week. Come on blue boys.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Anyone remember Alf Garnett outside Wembley for one of our Derbies there in the 80's ?



That White Horse Final btw. check out what it was like around there in those days

 

[Tree13]

Great work once again Mr. Azul. The Mark Noble / horse manure thing was inspired.

Everton 5 - 0 WHU. Ross bags the lot to add fuel to the rumours of cheat mode.

 

[MickM86]

RUN RUN
Wherever you may be
We are the famous EFC
And we'll **** you up
Whoever you may be
Cos we are the famous EFC

 

[MickM86]

We hate Bill Shanky and we hate St John
But most of all we hate Big Ron
An we line the kopites one by one
On the banks of the royal blue Mersey

Go to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too
We'll throw them all in the Mersey
And we'll fight fight fight with all our might for the boys in the royal blue jersey

Kopites are ********s!
Kopites are ********s!
Kopites are ********s!
Kopites are ********s!

 

[MickM86]

Oviedo baby!
Oviedo woooaaahhhh!
Oviedo baby!
Oviedo woooaaahhhh!

 

[MickM86]

Raise ye drink ye drink
For Duncan the king the king
For he's the leader of our football team
He is the greatest, centre forward,
That the wooorrrrllllllldddddddddd has ever seen!

 

[MickM86]

Barry Hooooorrrrrrrrrnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Who! Needs Cantona? When we've got Barry Horne! Who needs Cantona? When we've got Barry Horne!