We've just had an earthquake

[Vim Fuego]

Any one out in the streets because of it in Netherton Vim, Maghull and Lydiate rocked, for once

I was too lazy to get out of bed and look Monty, i was right in the middle of a cracking dream too that involved warm slippery devices

 

[monty]

I was too lazy to get out of bed and look Monty, i was right in the middle of a cracking dream too that involved warm slippery devices

Sits here mind boggling

 

[Vim Fuego]

An earth tremor? Damn! There was me thinking my love life had taken a turn for the better.

Actually, didnt feel a thing.:blink:

Don't worry, we love you Bluelass

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sits here mind boggling

Big, hot, wet slippery soft places, and no, not a [Poor language removed] rainforest !

 

[monty]

An earth tremor? Damn! There was me thinking my love life had taken a turn for the better.

Actually, didnt feel a thing.:blink:

That is what the wife says and there is no quake

 

[monty]

Big, hot, wet slippery soft places, and no, not a [Poor language removed] rainforest !

what the f--- do you take tripe to bed for

 

[Vim Fuego]

Actually, it's a pound of raw liver that i seranade each night

 

[Bluelass]

Don't worry, we love you Bluelass

Ahh nice, we can be pen pals. Now that's showing my vintage!

Waiting for the postman to come, eager anticipation of that light blue air mail letter.....happy days.

Kids seemed easier to please in those days did they not?
A Penny Arrow and The Beano and I was like a pig in poop.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

never felt a thing myself but there is an explanation:

it is the world adjusting its axis and the greenwich meridian now passes directly through goodison park, which means that the whole of europe lies ahead of us and g.m.t. is to be renamed "goodison mean time"

 

[heatmeiser]

Yes, I wasn't dreaming!

Woke up on the couch at 1am to a loud bang presuming one of the rat-traps under the floorboards had gone off (old old house).

When I didn't stop vibrating for 10 seconds I began to think it was an intracerebral hemorrahage.

Then it stopped. And I fell asleep again.

Epicentre in Market Rasen apparently. 5.2 on the old scale. It's quite close here and wheelie bins have been knocked down all over the place.

If you know a wheelie bin that has been affected by this tragedy please contact the Wheelie Bin Society. Please give generously.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Never felt a thing. I was in bed at half 12 and zonked out not long after. Didn't even know about it until I heard the news about half an hour ago.

 

[monty]

Ominously Rodders hasn't been in, he lives over the epicentre of the quake, 10 miles north of Lincoln. Was he practising farting following advice given in these pages..........................I wonder

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Yes, I wasn't dreaming!

Woke up on the couch at 1am to a loud bang presuming one of the rat-traps under the floorboards had gone off (old old house).

When I didn't stop vibrating for 10 seconds I began to think it was an intracerebral hemorrahage.

Then it stopped. And I fell asleep again.

Epicentre in Market Rasen apparently. 5.2 on the old scale. It's quite close here and wheelie bins have been knocked down all over the place.

If you know a wheelie bin that has been affected by this tragedy please contact the Wheelie Bin Society. Please give generously.

 

[monty]

See the time this was posted on here Danny, GOT first in the country mate!!!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

haha was thinking that, we should claim rights to the news.