What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of?

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Probably a wig woven from cats, dogs and horses he's tortured, maimed and killed. He's a Tory, ffs.

 

[Goodison87]

It’s what’s goes on underneath it that baffles me. Very little I suspect.

 

[Thomasc]

I’m going nylon

And I’d love to smash the little pricks face in with a house brick.

There, I said it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

spun from the litany of lies him and his cronies have told over the years. an actual disaster of a human being, the very embodiment of why oxbridge can get in the bin.

 

[Groucho]

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[larbert toffee]

2001

2024

Haven't seen him singing 'knights in white satin' for a while.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of? I only ask because it absolutely cannot be hair.

Who lets this absolute walloper out in public looking like that?

Oh, and don’t forget to vote the tories out tomorrow.

Had to Google "smegma"

It's clearly smegma.

 

[anton66]

Hair straightened, arse pubes, bleached hair.

 

[NeilMorepies]