magicjuan
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Not plate spinning then?Erm, a swordsman, you know, suave, debonair and no doubt a hit with the fairer sex.

Not plate spinning then?Erm, a swordsman, you know, suave, debonair and no doubt a hit with the fairer sex.
Best you found out this wayLol, never heard that expression before, learn summat new every day![]()
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Rager
Completely understandable, though its a shame. With just Dave and Martin left you have to wonder how much longer they're gonna go on.I`m gutted to be missing their one and only UK gig in five years at Twickenham, but at Ā£350 quid a ticket, plus travel, an overnighter, food and ale, I just can`t justify that sort of money.
The Continuing Story of Bungling Bill
by Not J. Lennon
Hey, Bungling Bill
What did you kill
Bungling Bill?
Hey, Bungling Bill
What did you kill
Bungling Bill?
He went out glory hunting, thought he'd buy a football club
In case of accidents just turn and 'kin run
He's the all "Evertonian" fat-headed luvvie mother's son
All the children sing
Hey, Bungling Bill
What did you kill
Bungling Bill?
Hey, Bungling Bill
What did you kill
Bungling Bill?
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