Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
Haha tee total me don't drink and I'm baldI reckon that @Terrarian has had 2 bottles of Vodka on his Shredded Wheat this morning, decided he's going to Disco to oblivion and then play every song he's ever moshed and shaken the Spiders out of his hair to!
Which is a grand idea and I thoroughly approve!