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😂 😂 😂 Well, I guess it technically counts as listening to something.

But it's Rooney though. I'm sure there's a video of him somewhere doing karaoke and singing the theme song from his favourite sitcom...



Probably the only lad I know who can have a laugh and get turned on at the same time while watching 'The Golden Girls'.

I can only laugh so much a him, watching his arrival on the Goodison pitch was one of the rare moments of pure joy in the last 3 decades. Real talk.
 
I can only laugh so much a him, watching his arrival on the Goodison pitch was one of the rare moments of pure joy in the last 3 decades. Real talk.
Neither am I mate... To each their own, and if older ladies do it for him, them he has my blessing.

Incidentally, 'Gerontophilia' is what its called when the older crowd get your engine reeving.
 

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