What Else Do You Do To Pass Your Time On The Net?

[chicoazul]

Mate, rid your head of the demons. Im trying to help you.

The Space excuse is an easy way of letting someone down. She's had her head turned somewhere, because of the diplomatic come down of the relationship theres a good possibility its one of your close friends. If any of them are over enthusiastic to see you when youre down the pub next, chances are he's turking your ex all over the show.

Mauling a random bird from a bar all over the place is the only way to get over this very sad trauma you are enduring mate.

 

[jon_efc]

she didnt say she needed space as such (dunno if thats wat i sed on here) she sed she doenst want a relationship... she also did say she wasnt getting single to be with other lads or to pull etc for a long time.. just to be on her own as she has been tied down 2 long !!

i no she aint with any of my close friends, she aint really mates with them much !

im not into 1 nite stands 2 b honest, i no it seems the right way to deal with it lol... but dunno.. just gonna be strong and try and keep my distance, luckily she lives 20 miles away and doesnt hang around where i do...

 

[chicoazul]

being tied down too long' means that she wants lots of strange cock mate.

But its ok, I have plan.

She's bound to have a mate that youve cosied up to, you know the one - the emotional dirtbag, the one that your ex told you was Ann Summers best customer (a girls ridiculous attempt at scaring you off her mate by branding her a slapper, works the opposite), the one who drinks far too much Lambrini, wears low cut corsets and the one that has clocked you blimping her when he uncrosses her legs in a shortish skirt. When you talked to her, you know you could if you wanted, didnt you.

Now is the time, sieze the moment. Find her and abuse her young body so she can barely walk straight tomorrow. Word will get back to your ex and she will weep.

And long for your tender touch. No need to thank me.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe Chico can write the GOT agony column

 

[Dylan]

He has two answer for anything.

1) Go shag her best friend/sister.

2) Go get drunk and shag anything that can't get away from you.

 

[chicoazul]

He has two answer for anything.

1) Go shag her best friend/sister.

2) Go get drunk and shag anything that can't get away from you.

Its more complex than that, read back.


Dont forget: 3) Be vigilant to find out who's rattling her on the sly.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I know why Chico doesn't want to put his picture up, he's afraid we'd recognise him as the legendary Cheech Marin

 

[chicoazul]

I love Cheech and Chong.


He's a bodybuilder compared to me.