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a man runs onto the pitch and cable ties his neck to the goalpost
MrGrumpy
Player Valuation: £50m
Dont drink but just finished worked and got a coffee
nevsonlymate
Player Valuation: £8m
Var pulls game back 20 minutes over ghost hand ball against Kean and awards palace a penalty
Johnnytotal
Player Valuation: £10m
Hooooof
Buzz Lightroom
Player Valuation: £750k
The 4th official indicates 2 minutes of added time. Gordon curls in a beaut from 20 yards out. Limbs everywhere in the away end.
6 minutes later we're still playing and the ref gives a dodgy penalty to Arsenal which gets put away.
MOTD has a panel of ex-RS players so the dodgy penalty decision never gets questioned.
6 minutes later we're still playing and the ref gives a dodgy penalty to Arsenal which gets put away.
MOTD has a panel of ex-RS players so the dodgy penalty decision never gets questioned.
Zat posts that some obscure Peruvian sixteen year old would make us World Cup champions.
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
Penalty to Liverpool.
Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
Richarlison, still "getting us" sees the opposition goalkeeper ten yards off his line and tries an improbable hail Mary in an epic, courageous, and desperate attempt to save our skins. Lofting the ball from his own "D", his shot is inadvertently blocked by Andre Gomes making his way back from the corner we had three minutes earlier. It ricochets onto the face of Seamus Coleman and careens spectacularly past Jordan Pickford via the angle of post and crossbar. Palace win 1-0 and the night cannot get any worse. Then news comes through that Burnley have scored a last-minute goal to run out 6-5 winners against Aston Villa having trailed 5-0 at half time. In the dressing room, Coleman begins to compose his rallying cry for the weekend...
Sideways passes across the defence for first 3mins of 5 added, before miss hit lump upfield straight to their C/H on 1/2 way line (who has never scored for them before) unleashes a volley on his ‘wrong’ foot, it arrows straight towards the top corner with Pickford 8 yards off his line… Pickford scrambles back only to trip over his undone laces, Keane sensing trouble flies over to the goal line launching his 50p shaped melon at the imminent goal bound shot, only to send it crashing into the cross bar, the ball bounces out to Iwobi who attempts a no look pass to Doucs, only it’s not Doucs it’s Schlupp who lashes it goal bound, but a Holgate diving header connects his gurning grid with the ball 9/10th across the goal line, it bounces out to Richarlison who is 10 yards inside our half and he wallops it with his left foot, sailing through the air over the outstretched arms of a stranded Butland, a certain goal as the ball bounces towards an open goal, Chris Kavanagh, raises his whistle to his lips and blows up for full time with the ball 15cm from crossing the line .
All over - Everton lose 0:3
All over - Everton lose 0:3
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Thought you were on your final warning for that?
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Putin presses the button and the world end
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