What is it with women?

[Goat]

I was dumped by the fittest girl in my school at age 8, I dont think I ever recovered, she ended it cos I didnt speak to her at morning break. She was the love of my life.

We got back together many times over the years, but our love had been tainted and its made me the person I am today, thankfully ive been lucky in "love" since then and had 3 long term girlfriends since the age of 18, I always traded them in for a younger girl, infact my last 3 girlfriends have all been 19 when we started dating, I guess being the lean mean sex machine that I am helps in that respect.

If anybody needs dating advice I could send you my paypal and we could maybe do a few lessons, £50 per 30minutes session, 25% of which I will pass on to the site.

 

[Phenom]

Get off my patch bungle you ****.

 

[Bungle]

Get off my patch bungle you ****.

Cats appears to be your thing mate, not interested.

 

[Goat]

I'm just teasing mate

You just seem to have a vested interested in tearing Mick down is all

I mostly just ignore him mate, I post a message now and again just to let him know my feelings, im pretty sure hes immune to anything I say, mainly based on the fact that hes utterly mental.

 

[Phenom]

Cats appears to be your thing mate, not interested.

Don't like a [Poor language removed] do you?

One bad Daley you.

 

[Deloodid]

Ok but promise me her identity is safe. I don't want anything to happen to her

 

[bluemangroup]

I was dumped by the fittest girl in my school at age 8, I dont think I ever recovered, she ended it cos I didnt speak to her at morning break. She was the love of my life.

We got back together many times over the years, but our love had been tainted and its made me the person I am today, thankfully ive been lucky in "love" since then and had 3 long term girlfriends since the age of 18, I always traded them in for a younger girl, infact my last 3 girlfriends have all been 19 when we started dating, I guess being the lean mean sex machine that I am helps in that respect.

If anybody needs dating advice I could send you my paypal and we could maybe do a few lessons, £50 per 30minutes session, 25% of which I will pass on to the site.

Hi mate. I was wondering if you have any free "sample" advice, so I know what I'm buying into.

 

[Goat]

Hi mate. I was wondering if you have any free "sample" advice, so I know what I'm buying into.

Treat em mean, spank them daily and if they step out of line, dont be afraid to raise the pimp hand.

 

[larrygobfiend]

To all the haters: I hope you never go through a devastating, body rocking, shell shocking break up. It will knock you down harder than a over hand from Evander Holyfield, you'll be on the floor wondering what the hell has just happened.
You do not want to experience this. I'm very wary of getting close to another girl in life.

You've got a girlfriend already you tight get. Stop stringing her along and let her out of your basement.

As for a bit of dating advice - stop being weird/ creepy/ desperate/ flakey and you might just find a girl who's slightly arsed.

Not rocket science you bunch of flannels.

 

[bluemangroup]

Treat em mean, spank them daily and if they step out of line, dont be afraid to raise the pimp hand.

Which hand is the pimp one exactly? I don't want to administer some righteous justice on my bitch with the wrong hand.

 

[MickM86]

Which hand is the pimp one exactly? I don't want to administer some righteous justice on my bitch with the wrong hand.

The one furthest away so you can get some back muscle into it.

 

[Bungle]

Which hand is the pimp one exactly? I don't want to administer some righteous justice on my bitch with the wrong hand.

Be careful though, Jeremy Beadle used to have a beautiful pimp hand and look what happened to his.

 

[bluemangroup]

Be careful though, Jeremy Beadle used to have a beautiful pimp hand and look what happened to his.

He didn't look after his though. Once deciding on your pimp hand it should be kept under wraps in a velvet glove.

 

[Bungle]

He didn't look after his though. Once deciding on your pimp hand it should be kept under wraps in a velvet glove.

Word

 

[bluemangroup]

Jeremy Beadle had a small penis, but on the other hand it was massive.