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What is it with women?
- Thread starter MickM86
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Mick, would you mind if I place you on ignore ? Nothing personal mate but I think you're a massive whopper on a massive wind up... Fo that reason I'm out.
Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
haha
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'That driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
Toffeeforme
Player Valuation: £950k
Keep her away from the Rom, he'll be on a murder rap.
I really, really wish that I had written this.
bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
It's all so effortlessly brilliant Pat.
I remember watching a TV programme a few years ago and some girl said that she would never date a man who drank a pint (as opposed to a bottle of lager). WTF and good luck!
My ex was a Scorpio and I am a Pisces. When we first met she asked me "what star sign are you?" I told her I was a Pisces. She then said "Do you know we're a perfect match?" I said I didn't and my interest level in her suddenly boomed.
The following script is so true because yes we did have our problems and we never solved them, we fabricated them with lots and lots of inter course and sexual activities. From day one we were sexually active and it blew our minds. Every time we got passionate I had a vision of us getting married and it felt so wrong yet it so so right. She was and always will be the love of my life.
When Scorpio and Pisces make a love match, theirs is a splendid union of much respect and understanding. These mates share the same Element — Water — and thus have keen insight into one another’s minds and hearts. Scorpio is very profound and covert, often caught up in their own secret plans, while Pisces is idealistic and looks for the nuances of a situation. However, Pisces also has a tendency to withdraw into their own mind, and can forgive Scorpio for being mysterious or withdrawn at times.
Both Signs are intuitive and in touch with the subtleties of human interaction. Scorpio can help Pisces fulfill dreams and ambitions — to turn ideas into reality. The Scorpion will provide a steadfast foundation for the relationship to revolve around, and the more ephemeral and intuitive Fish will become entangled in Scorpio’s web. In return, Pisces offers gentleness, kindness, and sympathy, which Scorpio admires and appreciates. Scorpio is interested in certain material comforts and intense emotional dramas, and at times cannot understand the simplistic, charitable attitude of Pisces. Their long-term aspirations can be completely unalike. Once they can understand and overcome this difference, theirs will be a very rewarding relationship.
Mars and Pluto rule Scorpio, and Jupiter and Neptune rule Pisces. Mars is the ancient God of War, and Scorpio individuals are living proof of this aggressive, courageous, daring and sometimes-belligerent influence. When Pluto combines with Mars, Pluto comes to symbolize new beginnings. Scorpio can take it, but they can also most certainly give it. Jupiter’s rule of Pisces represents philosophy, expansion and excesses. The Neptunian influence gives Pisces a dreamy aura and a love for popular culture and media. Pisces dreamy, ethereal energy softens their Scorpio love’s rough edges. The composite power of these four planets creates a balanced relationship, one of drama and emotional intrigue; this is a true celestial bond. However, a Scorpio mate must let their beloved Fish swim about a bit; a sensitive Pisces will suffocate under too many demands.
Scorpio and Pisces are both Water Signs. They’re so compatible because Water is a tangible, physical entity, and both Signs appreciate and use this characteristic to their advantage. The destiny of a Pisces is to bring people together, and when this energy meets Scorpio’s intensity and tenacity, there is no stronger bond. Also, Scorpio has an absolutist view of life; everything is either golden or tarnished. A patient Pisces opens the world up to their Scorpio mate, allowing them to see the bigger picture rather than just all that minute detail. Scorpio could grow weary of Pisces’s unsteadiness, and Pisces may see Scorpio as self-absorbed and insensitive to their emotional needs. Still, it’s not beyond these partners to seek out and find a compromise.
Scorpio is a Fixed Sign, and Pisces is a Mutable Sign. Scorpio puts their energy into one thing at a time, but Pisces skips around to wherever their feelings take them. Pisces, as a Mutable Water Sign, then, molds easily into their Scorpio lover’s life and pastimes. In turn, Scorpio needs to give Pisces the freedom to enjoy personal interests. A Pisces can show a Scorpio that flexibility can be fun and exciting, that compromise can be reached without a big fight or struggle. The energies of a Scorpio and a Pisces feed off of one another’s energy well, making for a powerful and emotionally satisfying union.
What’s the best thing about a Scorpio-Pisces love match? Their similarly intense emotional natures, their shared sensitivity to the undercurrents of life, to the more ethereal magic of love. This is a relationship of harmony and fulfillment. Scorpio and Pisces both live empathetically and seek true, profound commitments, and this connection will keep the ties strong and their love enduring.
The following script is so true because yes we did have our problems and we never solved them, we fabricated them with lots and lots of inter course and sexual activities. From day one we were sexually active and it blew our minds. Every time we got passionate I had a vision of us getting married and it felt so wrong yet it so so right. She was and always will be the love of my life.
When Scorpio and Pisces make a love match, theirs is a splendid union of much respect and understanding. These mates share the same Element — Water — and thus have keen insight into one another’s minds and hearts. Scorpio is very profound and covert, often caught up in their own secret plans, while Pisces is idealistic and looks for the nuances of a situation. However, Pisces also has a tendency to withdraw into their own mind, and can forgive Scorpio for being mysterious or withdrawn at times.
Both Signs are intuitive and in touch with the subtleties of human interaction. Scorpio can help Pisces fulfill dreams and ambitions — to turn ideas into reality. The Scorpion will provide a steadfast foundation for the relationship to revolve around, and the more ephemeral and intuitive Fish will become entangled in Scorpio’s web. In return, Pisces offers gentleness, kindness, and sympathy, which Scorpio admires and appreciates. Scorpio is interested in certain material comforts and intense emotional dramas, and at times cannot understand the simplistic, charitable attitude of Pisces. Their long-term aspirations can be completely unalike. Once they can understand and overcome this difference, theirs will be a very rewarding relationship.
Mars and Pluto rule Scorpio, and Jupiter and Neptune rule Pisces. Mars is the ancient God of War, and Scorpio individuals are living proof of this aggressive, courageous, daring and sometimes-belligerent influence. When Pluto combines with Mars, Pluto comes to symbolize new beginnings. Scorpio can take it, but they can also most certainly give it. Jupiter’s rule of Pisces represents philosophy, expansion and excesses. The Neptunian influence gives Pisces a dreamy aura and a love for popular culture and media. Pisces dreamy, ethereal energy softens their Scorpio love’s rough edges. The composite power of these four planets creates a balanced relationship, one of drama and emotional intrigue; this is a true celestial bond. However, a Scorpio mate must let their beloved Fish swim about a bit; a sensitive Pisces will suffocate under too many demands.
Scorpio and Pisces are both Water Signs. They’re so compatible because Water is a tangible, physical entity, and both Signs appreciate and use this characteristic to their advantage. The destiny of a Pisces is to bring people together, and when this energy meets Scorpio’s intensity and tenacity, there is no stronger bond. Also, Scorpio has an absolutist view of life; everything is either golden or tarnished. A patient Pisces opens the world up to their Scorpio mate, allowing them to see the bigger picture rather than just all that minute detail. Scorpio could grow weary of Pisces’s unsteadiness, and Pisces may see Scorpio as self-absorbed and insensitive to their emotional needs. Still, it’s not beyond these partners to seek out and find a compromise.
Scorpio is a Fixed Sign, and Pisces is a Mutable Sign. Scorpio puts their energy into one thing at a time, but Pisces skips around to wherever their feelings take them. Pisces, as a Mutable Water Sign, then, molds easily into their Scorpio lover’s life and pastimes. In turn, Scorpio needs to give Pisces the freedom to enjoy personal interests. A Pisces can show a Scorpio that flexibility can be fun and exciting, that compromise can be reached without a big fight or struggle. The energies of a Scorpio and a Pisces feed off of one another’s energy well, making for a powerful and emotionally satisfying union.
What’s the best thing about a Scorpio-Pisces love match? Their similarly intense emotional natures, their shared sensitivity to the undercurrents of life, to the more ethereal magic of love. This is a relationship of harmony and fulfillment. Scorpio and Pisces both live empathetically and seek true, profound commitments, and this connection will keep the ties strong and their love enduring.
Wow, this is so true:
This is a relationship made in heaven! As a water sign, you relate to fellow water sign Pisces in an intimate, instinctual way. This relationship will be deeply satisfying to your heart and soul -- your Pisces sweetheart understands you in a way that few people do.
Both of you are sensitive and deeply romantic. At times your poetic Pisces will communicate without words. Pisces antennae are so sharp, they can pick up emotions in you that you didn't even know you had. Pisces will know when to let you be and when to draw you out of your shell. Even when you are grouchy and out of sorts, they will be supportive and understanding; Pisces is the sign of relieving suffering in others. They will never hurt you, and their delicate sensibilities will enchant and comfort you.
Pisces is one of the mutable signs, and therefore they are very flexible and adaptable, while you tend to be more rigid when faced with change. Your Pisces can gently encourage you onward and suggest imaginative ways out of any predicament. In turn, your "fixed" nature will provide a sturdy base for a sign so in need of structure as Pisces. Your Pisces won't want to be the boss, and will willingly let you get your way most of the time. Since Scorpios like control, this will suit you well.
Sex should be an out-of-body experience for you two, reaching a level of spirituality that only exists between the most greatly evolved souls. Physical lovemaking to a Pisces is the most authentic, precious, and important communication of his or her love. If Pisces picks up that your feelings aren't there, your Fish will swim away quietly, but never without cause. Still, if you love your Pisces deeply, he or she will return that love ten times over and will willingly sacrifice his or her own hopes and wishes for yours.
Confrontations aren't for Fish. Pisces will hang tough in a troubled relationship for a long time to be sure they have given it everything they've got. But when it's time to go, they're gone -- never to return. Although Scorpios don't want to reveal much about themselves (privacy is always a big issue), especially early in the relationship, Pisces always know where their lover stands just by observing their body language and actions.
Hold on to your Pisces lover, and don't let him or her out of your arms. You will never tire of discovering yet another facet of their infinite love for you.
This is a relationship made in heaven! As a water sign, you relate to fellow water sign Pisces in an intimate, instinctual way. This relationship will be deeply satisfying to your heart and soul -- your Pisces sweetheart understands you in a way that few people do.
Both of you are sensitive and deeply romantic. At times your poetic Pisces will communicate without words. Pisces antennae are so sharp, they can pick up emotions in you that you didn't even know you had. Pisces will know when to let you be and when to draw you out of your shell. Even when you are grouchy and out of sorts, they will be supportive and understanding; Pisces is the sign of relieving suffering in others. They will never hurt you, and their delicate sensibilities will enchant and comfort you.
Pisces is one of the mutable signs, and therefore they are very flexible and adaptable, while you tend to be more rigid when faced with change. Your Pisces can gently encourage you onward and suggest imaginative ways out of any predicament. In turn, your "fixed" nature will provide a sturdy base for a sign so in need of structure as Pisces. Your Pisces won't want to be the boss, and will willingly let you get your way most of the time. Since Scorpios like control, this will suit you well.
Sex should be an out-of-body experience for you two, reaching a level of spirituality that only exists between the most greatly evolved souls. Physical lovemaking to a Pisces is the most authentic, precious, and important communication of his or her love. If Pisces picks up that your feelings aren't there, your Fish will swim away quietly, but never without cause. Still, if you love your Pisces deeply, he or she will return that love ten times over and will willingly sacrifice his or her own hopes and wishes for yours.
Confrontations aren't for Fish. Pisces will hang tough in a troubled relationship for a long time to be sure they have given it everything they've got. But when it's time to go, they're gone -- never to return. Although Scorpios don't want to reveal much about themselves (privacy is always a big issue), especially early in the relationship, Pisces always know where their lover stands just by observing their body language and actions.
Hold on to your Pisces lover, and don't let him or her out of your arms. You will never tire of discovering yet another facet of their infinite love for you.
The paragraph about sex being an out of body experience is so true. It genuinely is magical. I felt a love and happiness I will never feel again unless my love comes back to me. It was overwhelming to the point I have no words to describe it, it felt like I was high.
At this moment in time I feel cold and heartless. My current partner is a Pisces and there is nothing there. Scorpions and Pisces rule the world and by god, we were a perfect tag team.
TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
Ok Mick.
Mick, no chance of a reunion with your ex??
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