Sorry mate, but you are off-beam there. Goodison is a wide pitch, meeting in full the new regulatory width of 65 metres. The football authorities are trying to standardise at 105m x 65m. When football rules were first codified pitch dimensions were from 100 yards up to 150 yards in length, from 50 tto 100 in width. (So, technically, you could have played on a 100x100 square!)
Those that meet the new rules are Arse, Villa, Citteh, Manure, Barcodes, Swansea, West Brom, Wigan. Our pitch is a bit short at 100.48m but it's the full 68m wide. NB: Stoke is the narrowest, since Pulis reduced it to 64m, then Fulham, then QPR.