Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Feckin' tourists everywhere in the Trossachs. I hate them, clogging up the roads, peering into my garden, asking pointless bloody questions, etc, etc. Some of the stupidest people in the world are tourists (with the exception of me when I'm one ). Especially hate the following three types: (1) Geordie tourists with wild dogs; (2) penny pinching Yorkshire tourists; and (3) Aberdonian tourists - this one is the worst of the lot, and will outwardly seek to offend you with their razor sharp wit.