What size is your johnson?

[Tommy.]

Mine smells big?

 

[Tommy.]

I voted large for a laugh

Ah, you picked large then?

 

[Kurt.]

All yer mar’s have my digits

 

[Blueboy57]

My wife often tells me that size doesn't matter, but her & her mates spend a fortune going out (pre-lockdown) & watch male strippers flaunting their 12 inch dongers all over the place.

I think she's telling fibs.

 

[Mr. White]

Are we talking girth or length? Grower or shower? It's a complicated subject.....

 

[SteveSC]

What we can tell from the results is that 95% of GOT have a bigger than average member.

In other news 87.5% of GOT posters are massive liars.

A thread started by death with this sort of question was always going to be full of liars and jokers. The biggest dosser of the lot.

It's like a serial killer asking people if killing is wrong.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Are we talking girth or length? Grower or shower? It's a complicated subject.....

It's a hard one, or isn't it?

 

[-Rob-]

This big.....

 

[Death]

A thread started by death with this sort of question was always going to be full of liars and jokers. The biggest dosser of the lot.

It's like a serial killer asking people if killing is wrong.

Jesus. Should I put you down as small? What a reaction you’re having to such a simple question.

No need to be intimidated.

 

[Paris]

@Paris

Well then

 

[tommye]

Well then

Just thought you may pick up some valuable information from this here thread. Good luck

 

[Prevenger17]

Stubby has his fun, that's all that matters

 

[RAFUH]

Pics or GTFO

Is what I might have said before I became a mod

 

[SteveSC]

Jesus. Should I put you down as small? What a reaction you’re having to such a simple question.

No need to be intimidated.

Yep you got me haha!

Now you know how others feel when you rock into a serious thread with jokes and sarcasm.

I have to say you are good at dishing out the humor but not very good at taking it. I thought you were from a tough neigborhood.

Anyway if you must know its probably considered medium. Well depending on what you define the measurements.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Pics or GTFO?

Is what I might have said before I became a mod