What to do when the safety pin fails

[Bundy]

Button fell off my pants this morning and I had a safety pin holding them up but now that has failed as well, i cant stand up cause my pants fall down, what to do?

 

[Tommytoffee]

Wear another pair maybe?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Try standing on your head and if that doesn't work, try a viagra pill.

 

[Scottoffee]

Shoelaces tied together into a makeshift belt?...

Then just shuffle your feet so they don't fall off!...

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Go au naturelle.................

 

[FC Brugge]

stop wearing pants. claim it is a new fashion rage about to happen.
call it: less is more.

that could be the slogan on the mugs.

 

[daza_1973]

Change your name to gordon gecho and get some braces

 

[Gazdalf]

Run like hell, because somewhere there is someone with a safety grenade in their mouth.

 

[Hayee]

Fix the button? Staples? Glue? Blu tack?

 

[FC Brugge]

if youve got some form of duct tape, fold it double and use as a belt. or normal tape even, wind around a couple times, its strong enough to hold, had to do it before.
or just fix the pants
or buy a belt

 

[Whitebootman]

In modern Briton we have the advantage of never being more that 10 feet away from yellow/ black health & safety tape. This has many uses including emergency belts or braces. Alternativley, depending how much time you have, you could weave it into a natty pair of safety pants. Add broken safety pins for a retro punk look.

Do post pics if you choose these options.

 

[McBain]

Dont worry mate, all the kids are doing it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you mean you aren't wearing ruggers? and blundstones ?

find some kind of 'bush belt', les helm wouldn't struggle

wrestle a crock, kill it and skin it and make a belt , you could fashion me a waistcoat and maybe some gloves from it's feet

 

[McBain]

you mean you aren't wearing ruggers? and blundstones ?

Raggers and Blandstones? Crikey!

No I dont know what they are.

 

[McBain]

Ruggers! Yeah! The tiny man shorts! Flashbacks now!