What to do when the safety pin fails

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Bundy

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Button fell off my pants this morning and I had a safety pin holding them up but now that has failed as well, i cant stand up cause my pants fall down, what to do?
 


stop wearing pants. claim it is a new fashion rage about to happen.
call it: less is more.

that could be the slogan on the mugs.
 
Run like hell, because somewhere there is someone with a safety grenade in their mouth.
 
if youve got some form of duct tape, fold it double and use as a belt. or normal tape even, wind around a couple times, its strong enough to hold, had to do it before.
or just fix the pants
or buy a belt
 

In modern Briton we have the advantage of never being more that 10 feet away from yellow/ black health & safety tape. This has many uses including emergency belts or braces. Alternativley, depending how much time you have, you could weave it into a natty pair of safety pants. Add broken safety pins for a retro punk look.

Do post pics if you choose these options.(y)
 
Dont worry mate, all the kids are doing it
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you mean you aren't wearing ruggers? and blundstones ?

find some kind of 'bush belt', les helm wouldn't struggle
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wrestle a crock, kill it and skin it and make a belt , you could fashion me a waistcoat and maybe some gloves from it's feet
 
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