What to do when the safety pin fails

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Ruggers! Yeah! The tiny man shorts! Flashbacks now!

i have a pair of ruggers from when i was a sydney fencer. got them from gowings i think. i had blunnies as well which are mega expensive over here, Everon shirt of the time wouldve been often worn, the pink and blue striped one was an eyebrow raiser if having to walk down oxford st.

 

[McBain]

Gowings! Aint there anymore mate. Sign still is but theyre long gone.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Gowings! Aint there anymore mate. Sign still is but theyre long gone.

that was an instituton, do you remember when they had a driving range in the city centre ? it was on the opposite corner from woolworths, a building had been demolished and they had a driving range where you knocked balls into the big hole.
there was a great liquorice shop near gowings too.

 

[bluebastardo]

Take Viagra.
That way if your pants do fall down, you'll at least make quite an impression.

Seriously though, your pants already have one button hole.
Create a small hole in the other side slightly to the side of the other one, so that you can draw the material together, by either using a piece of string, or if your desperate, twisted cellotape, paper clip etc. Just be resourceful

 

[danzante]

Let them drop....but be prepared for people to shout..."look at that di**head"

 

[Whitebootman]

Take Viagra .
That way if your pants do fall down , you'll at least make quite an impression .

I always put half a Viagra tablet in the wash with my shirts, keeps the collar stiff.



I'll get my coat.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

Might it be worth asking 'round to see if anybody else has another safety pin you could use ?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Don't stand up