What u want for chrimbo??

[Gazdalf]

A book on fly fishing by J R Hartley

 

[Latch]

Sock's and aftershave...........just for a change!

 

[Dylan]

What, a change from Cliff records?

 

[Gazdalf]

What, a change from Cliff records?

What does Cliff have to release that Latch has not already stolen from him? He is like the George Michael stalker. Living under the floorboards and everything.

 

[halo]

earplugs!!!!

 

[Latch]

What, a change from Cliff records?

( yawn ) . Yeah Dylan, a change from Cliff records.

 

[Dylan]

You can't blame us, this Cliff [Poor language removed] is golden!

 

[Latch]

You can't blame us, this Cliff [Poor language removed] is golden!

[Poor language removed]'s sake i only listened to the [Poor language removed] for 10 seconds, my daughter was flicking through the music channels and after shitting boy bands and Britney [Poor language removed] Spears i told her to leave it on Cliff when he came on.
He's crap but after listening to even worse crap he was the best of a bad lot.
I put it down to him singing a Christmas song and me being in a festive spirit.

I wish i had kept my mouth shut.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Yeah, change the record guys. (I'll get my coat )

 

[micknick]

[Poor language removed]'s sake i only listened to the [Poor language removed] for 10 seconds, my daughter was flicking through the music channels and after shitting boy bands and Britney [Poor language removed] Spears i told her to leave it on Cliff when he came on.
He's crap but after listening to even worse crap he was the best of a bad lot.
I put it down to him singing a Christmas song and me being in a festive spirit.

I wish i had kept my mouth shut.

Has Latch bitten?! Calm down dear its just a bit of fun. Cliff isnt so bad, hes a nice chap who likes his country. Bit like you.

 

[daz4matty]

Has Latch bitten?! Calm down dear its just a bit of fun. Cliff isnt so bad, hes a nice chap who likes his country. Bit like you.

Plus he,s done sue barker when she was younger hats off to him

 

[Latch]

Has Latch bitten?! Calm down dear its just a bit of fun. Cliff isnt so bad, hes a nice chap who likes his country. Bit like you.

No ain't bitten............keep fishing lads.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Gillette Fusion for you sonny! Although you do get anally raped on the price of replacement blades.

But they are THE [Poor language removed] as far as razors go!

Dear welts,

there is nothing wrong wiyh old razor, you need to take the blade out of the plastic box.

yours lovingly

santa

(if this doesnt work by a cat)

Nah I'm getting one of these fancy electric ones. I can't be arsed with 'proper' razors, too much like hard work