Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
If we're 3-0 up in the 85th minute and they're down to 9 men, my sphincter will still be on overdrive.
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….Everton relegated, Trump elected, Conservatives elected.
The Trinity.
Player Valuation: £10m
Of course , there are more important things to worry about . The list is endless. But just on a football point of view , it has to be , for me anyhow . that Everton FC are , mainly , useless. There have been a few matches this season , when I really did think , that we would win. The recent Newcastle and Fulham matches. What about stupid draws with Forest and Leicester city . And I even thought that we could have managed a result against a Man City team , that had just played Real Madrid , a few days before meeting us.
But no , no , no . Nothing . We were useless.
And yet , from somewhere , we managed to beat Brighton . So let’s hope that we produce another performance like that , on Sunday. Let’s hope that we leave that useless nonsense in room 101. No mistakes on Sunday. Hopefully.
Now, as I’ve said , there are many things , far more important in life , to worry about. But if we are relegated , I’d be hard pressed to come up with one. Barring a death , and sorry for being so morbid, but I’d be hard pressed to think of something , worse than relegation for Everton fc. Isn’t that a football supporters worst nightmare , relegation. Especially after this length of time , playing in the top league.
But I suppose , the trick is , for not to dwell on that thought. If relegated , it’s all systems go , for to bounce straight back up.
At least , we should win a few matches , in the championship.
Anyhow , none of that will happen. Our useless bunch ,will actually turn up , score a few goals , keep a clean sheet , and win this match.
The defeats to Bournemouth , last year , were under , the hapless Frank Lampard . Dyche will have this bunch fired up. Bournemouth will be on their holidays . We can’t lose this. Up the Toffees . Or mainly useless , but sometimes brilliant Toffees
Rant and ramble over.
But no , no , no . Nothing . We were useless.
And yet , from somewhere , we managed to beat Brighton . So let’s hope that we produce another performance like that , on Sunday. Let’s hope that we leave that useless nonsense in room 101. No mistakes on Sunday. Hopefully.
Now, as I’ve said , there are many things , far more important in life , to worry about. But if we are relegated , I’d be hard pressed to come up with one. Barring a death , and sorry for being so morbid, but I’d be hard pressed to think of something , worse than relegation for Everton fc. Isn’t that a football supporters worst nightmare , relegation. Especially after this length of time , playing in the top league.
But I suppose , the trick is , for not to dwell on that thought. If relegated , it’s all systems go , for to bounce straight back up.
At least , we should win a few matches , in the championship.
Anyhow , none of that will happen. Our useless bunch ,will actually turn up , score a few goals , keep a clean sheet , and win this match.
The defeats to Bournemouth , last year , were under , the hapless Frank Lampard . Dyche will have this bunch fired up. Bournemouth will be on their holidays . We can’t lose this. Up the Toffees . Or mainly useless , but sometimes brilliant Toffees
Rant and ramble over.
teppic
Player Valuation: £50m
I heard somewhere that West Ham had their European final 4 days after Leicester and for days just depressed at the thought of them playing their reserves. Today I looked at their fixtures and they play it 10 days later. So I've got a genuine pick me up as West Ham are likely to play a strong side afterall.
davies1878
Player Valuation: £2.5m
dying alone...
No the championship doesn't scare me, might even be quite fun, Football is ruined even if we stay up we are on a hiding to nothing, until and if football crumbles then we have a shot but I cant see that happening as its to global now.
No the championship doesn't scare me, might even be quite fun, Football is ruined even if we stay up we are on a hiding to nothing, until and if football crumbles then we have a shot but I cant see that happening as its to global now.
It starts with Everton for me. I just don’t trust this side one bit to get the win. A draw? I can totally see it. After that it is Leicester, who I think could win. They don’t have to do anything fancy, just win. But at the same time, I think West Ham is going to use this game for an opportunity to ready themselves for their final. I think West Ham will take care of them easily.
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
Just leave the ground. When it’s over win or lose. They’re not worth the energy.
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
@matty1878 topping him self at the weekend has me a bit worried tbh
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
You could go out like my old next door neighbour, he didn't die alone, he took lots with him as he drove the bus off a cliff...*
*this is a not really scenario butchered from a Frankie Boyle joke.
It’s in West Ham interest to play full strength on the final day. They have 10 days after to rest and get ready. They are up against a decent team certainly a lot better than any the teams they have faced in the competition. It will be a good test for West Ham on the final day.
When we stay up the prem deduct us - 9-12 points at the beginning of next season .....
Liam-EFC
Player Valuation: £15m
If they did that based on the 1 charge we have, City are going to end up in sunday league with their 100+ charges.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Can Just imagine City In the Manc version of the Business Houses.
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