What would you entitle your autobiography?

[tommye]

Inappropriate Behaviour.
Life, GOT and everything in-between

cover something along these lines.

 

[aynuk]

"Still None The Wiser"

 

[Kurt.]

Tales about yer mar !

 

[magicjuan]

Moi. The Cultivated Musings, Thoughts, and Ramblings of a Vastly Knowledgeable Person Who Tends to Use One Hundred Words When Ten Will Do, unabridged Hardback with autograph and dedication embroidered with strands of a young yak's hair.

99p

 

[summerisle]

He Came, He Saw, He had a cup of tea (unexpurgated version.)

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Rum Thumbs

 

[Jebus_lives]

Jebus lived

 

[anjelikaferrett]

The Top Orthodontist in Rutland.

In honour of my late Mum, who's friends' kids never had normal jobs and therefore her three offsprings' career choices were a source of constant disappointment. she rang me one day to tell me that Marjorie's sister's daughter was now 'the top orthodontist in Rutland'. She was very put out when I laughed.

 

[kev]

FFS Kev!

 

[KaiserEFC]

Getting in my own way; the bloke who probably could’ve been successful but then couldn’t be arsed

 

[Jamiednm]

‘My Story x’

The cover title would be in handwriting style with the ‘x’ kiss to make it look ultra trashy.

 

[tonyhorne]

Often free. Never cheap.

 

[Kurt.]

Truk

Kurt from a different angle

 

[The Nature Boy]

“what do you mean I can’t put that in there…?”

 

[summerisle]

Vol 2 : Where's the Arteta money, Bill ?